Ironic Wish Granting

[Bloop]

Granted, you did not, so you do now.

I wish I can play circus galop

[scooterulez]

Granted, but now whenever you play it, one musically talented kid loses his musical talent.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Dudeman]

Granted. You get a fish costume and drown in the great big ocean blue.

I wish that the wish that I am about to wish does not get answered in a way that makes me angry.

[Greg]

Granted. You are now sad.

I wish I could do anything I wanted without any consequences whatsoever.

[Shadoninja]

granted but now you're locked in an inescapable box. have fun.

I wish it didn't rain so much here.

[Dudeman]

Granted. Now the sun is out so much that all the crops everywhere die and you starve to death.

I wish that this wish would come true.

[Greg]

It does. Nothing happens and you wasted your time.

I wish I was a better person.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, so you make everyone around you feel depressed and never talk to you again.


I wish I had more chocolate chip cookies.

[Clanker37]

Granted, unfortunatley they are all tainted with poison


I wish I wasn't addicted to the Mario Galaxy Soundtrack

[Dudeman]

Granted. Now you can't get it out of your head.

I wish someone would wish this wish for me.

[fingerz]

Granted, but now I'm wishing I didn't.

I wish I could have a birthday party every day.

[Greg]

You get sick of cake.

I wish the Canucks would win game 6. (hockey, in case you didn't know)

[Clanker37]

Granted, but they all die in a freak golfing accident

I wish the picture in front of me wasn't so distracting!

[Bloop]

Granted, but now whenever you play it, one musically talented kid loses his musical talent.

I don't care.

Granted, now it's even more distracting.
I wish I had 2 wishes.

Granted.

I wish school wasn't boring

[Greg]

Granted, it's dangerous now. Dangerous, but not boring. You get killed by a deathtrap under your desk.

I wish I would get 100% on all of my exams.