Ironic Wish Granting

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, but he names it something profane and you can never call it over.

I wish that I would find an awesome girlfriend

[Raymondbl]

Wish granted.  Margaret was your girlfriend, but she dumped you the next day.

I wish that someone would tell me a good name for my dragon.

[Winter]

@ Raymondbl: a good name for my dragon.

wish granted. "a good name for my dragon." has been told to you.

I wish my piano was tuned.

[fingerz]

Wish granted.  Margaret was your girlfriend, but she dumped you the next day.

That was cold. You're lucky you didn't do that to me.

Granted, you piano is now tuned and all the legs on it have snapped due to the extreme weather.

I wish there were no rules about age differences in having a relationship with someone who is slightly (by 3 years) younger than you.

[Ruto]

Granted, now you're 21 and none of that age stuff matters, but then a bunch of old cougars come by and don't leave you alone.

I wish 20-something year old guys would stop being so full of themselves >__>

[scooterulez]

Granted. They are "so empty" of themselves.

I wish a wish that can be wished on a wish that had a wish to do with the third wish, but not the second wish then leading into a wish that made my wish come true.

[fingerz]

Granted, but due to all the wishing of wishes that were wished, the wish wished is had never been wished and wished itself into oblivion, leaving you wishless and far from wishful.

I wish I had the power to be able to identify if someone loved me.

[Bloop]

Granted, but no one loves you

Can't mind another wish. Next please.

[Raymondbl]

I wish everyone on NSM would get dragons.

[Ruto]

Granted, but they have to be clicked 20x a day to stay alive.

Granted, but no one loves you

PWNAGE xDDDDD

I wish I was taller

[Bloop]

Granted, you're taller. But if you crouch, you still don't get through a door.

I wish I had finished everything I had to finish.

[Raymondbl]

granted, you're finished with life, you're finished with afterlife, you're finished having a soul, so now you don't exist.

I wish fingerz and gzgregory would get dragon eggs.

[Winter]

Granted, everyone has eggs, and there's not enough clicks on NSM to go around.

I wish these wishes would have less to do with dragons.

[scooterulez]

Granted, but there are no promises.

I wish I knew what "idk" meant.

[fingerz]

Granted, but I don't know how this wish would work out...

I wish I was able to kill someone without being caught because I was so ninja.