Ironic Wish Granting

[fingerz]

Can't help you there. No wish will change that.

I wish my homework would do itself.

[Raymondbl]

Your homework does itself, then undoes itself

I wish global warming would stop.

[scooterulez]

Granted. Congrats, you just created the next Ice Age. Way to go.

I wish that my musical wish, that I wished before, would only activate during very life changing moments.

[Greg]

Granted, but we forgot what your wish was, so you get a fat pig as compensation.

I wish I had a computer that was really fast and would never slow down or break.

[universe-X]

Granted, but your computer operates so fast, it sends you into a black hole.

I wish I had an A in all my subjects.

[Bloop]

You have:
You are very bad in this
You are very bad in that
etc

I wish I had more piano experience

[Greg]

You do, but to grant that, we had to go back in time and change things, so that now you don't even have a piano.

I wish I could get paid to do anything I want.

[scooterulez]

Granted, but you committed suicide just for 5 bucks.

I wish I can pass my Writing class.

[Bloop]

Granted, you're in ProWriting class now.

I wish It was vacation already...

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but since you didn't take your final exams you fail half your classes.


I wish to get all A's and B's next year.

[Cobraroll]

Granted, but they suddenly switch system to the much more sensible grade scale going from 1 to 6. You still get A's and B's, but they mean nothing now.

I wish the rain stopped...

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, but they suddenly switch system to the much more sensible grade scale going from 1 to 6.

lol no we only use that for essays and such

Granted but then Groudon appears and you have an endless drought.

[scooterulez]

I wish I had SlowPokemon's wish.

[Bloop]

Granted, that was his wish

I wish I wished that I wish something to wish but not the wishes I already wished

[Raymondbl]

You wished the wish, you wished something to wish, so I wished, and I didn't wish what you already wished, so your wish is come true, just it doesn't help any

I wish Jub would name his Mint dragon.