Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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Piano_Pika_

Quote from: Jub3r7 on May 09, 2011, 06:34:03 PMGranted, but then you develop an allergy to it and end up having to return it.

I wish that these dragons would stop being impaled...
You sure aren't merciful..  :P  ;D

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 06, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
I like your enthusiasm about everything. XD

Piano_Pika_

Quote from: Ruto on May 10, 2011, 06:44:51 AMGranted, but now you don't have time to shower.

I wish I didn't have to stay in the countryside for another whole day :P
Granted, but then you get in a car accident on the way back to the city and end up staying the hospital for a month.

I wish I had a pikachu.  :D :D :D

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 06, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
I like your enthusiasm about everything. XD

Cobraroll

Not granted. You get two! Now you can breed Pikachu and send them out to everyone! And there's nothing ironic about it!

I wish stupid comments on YouTube videos was considered a crime by law...
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Raymondbl

granted, someone hacked into your account and made a stupid comment and the police IP tracked you and you get thrown into jail. 
I wish people were more fair to me.
The purpose of life is to survive.  Deal with it.

Greg

They are, tbh.  :P

I wish for something.

Piano_Pika_

Quote from: Cobraroll on May 10, 2011, 10:05:52 AMNot granted. You get two! Now you can breed Pikachu and send them out to everyone! And there's nothing ironic about it!

I wish stupid comments on YouTube videos was considered a crime by law...
thanks!  :D  ;)

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 06, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
I like your enthusiasm about everything. XD

Raymondbl

Quote from: gzgregory on May 10, 2011, 01:51:26 PMI wish for something.
granted, except since you did not define what you wished for, you got a piece of string. 

I wish my dragon won't die.
The purpose of life is to survive.  Deal with it.

Piano_Pika_

Wish granted, but instead your other dragon dies.

I wish my piano teacher was nicer

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 06, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
I like your enthusiasm about everything. XD

Dudeman

Granted, but then your teacher (cheerfully) gives you five extremely difficult pieces to memorize in two weeks. To build character.

I wish Lego made Nintendo-themed lego sets.
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SlowPokemon

Granted, but they only make Pikmin and nothing else.

I wish every day could be as good as today.
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Jub3r7

Granted, every day is as good as today, so therefore good becomes average and life stays the same as it was before you made the wish.


I wish I could see shado in the costume worn in the Europe's Japan video.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

scooterulez

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 10, 2011, 08:06:57 PMGranted, but they only make Pikmin and nothing else.

I would like that to happen!

Quote from: Jub3r7 on May 10, 2011, 08:12:23 PMI wish I could see shado in the costume worn in the Europe's Japan video.

Granted. But instead of seeing Shado, you instead saw a Sonic painted black and red.

I wish Bush would let Duke sell the Bush's Baked Beans family Recipe.

Ruto

Granted but beans become extinct and the recipe replaces them with eggplant.

I wish people would know when they're being annoying X)

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Clanker37

Granted by now life is to perfect and boring

I wish my music teacher would tell us to play Grunty Industries

Raymondbl

granted but but your music teacher arranges some virtuoso version that maestro couldn't even arrange, and you have to give a concert of it in three days, making you practice day and night and you die of exhaustion. 

I wish people could tell me in what way am I annoying.
The purpose of life is to survive.  Deal with it.