Ironic Wish Granting

[Raymondbl]

granted, the server is overloaded all the time and is down and cannot be put back up unless JaMaHa pays a thousand bucks every month for huge servers.  

I wish I could play piano better than lang lang.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but then you suddenly become disinterested in piano and stop playing, so your talents are wasted.

I wish I didn't have to leave Curly behind...

[Ruto]

Granted, but now you have to take Larry and Moe with you

I wish I could cook

[Piano_Pika_]

Wish granted,  but you can only cook water.

I wish I had a submarine.

[Shadoninja]

you have a submarine but I call out e5 and sink your submarine.


I wish my body didn't hurt everywhere after 8 hours of cleaning dishes

[SlowPokemon]

Okay, but instead you are numb and can't feel anything.

I wish I was as happy as possible forever.

[Greg]

You end up always being overly happy, which freaks everyone out, so you end up alienating everyone. Eventually everyone is so creeped out by it that you're sent to a psychiatric ward, and spend the rest of your life being studied by scientists.

I wish that this wish couldn't possibly be corrupted.

[Piano_Pika_]

Wish granted, but now everything makes you cry.

I wish I had a pet cat.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but then you develop an allergy to it and end up having to return it.

I wish that these dragons would stop being impaled...

[fingerz]

Granted, now they're being clubbed by Vikings.

I wish I could've heard what the girl I asked out said to me...

[Greg]

Granted, but this means you went back in time, which causes a time paradox, which destroys the universe.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

[fingerz]

I will happily do that.
Granted, but now the world has become corrupted too.

I wish I could relive the Mt. Gambier Festival on the weekend!!

[scooterulez]

Wish Granted!
But you have gone deaf by the Gods of Rock for not worshiping them for bringing you the music.

I wish life was like a Musical!

[Jub3r7]

Granted. The next day you mention that you have a headache, and everyone starts singing very loudly about it.
"You have a headache?! He has a headache?! HE HAS A HEAD ACHE!"
"Here, take some tylenol! But beware, overdosing is AGAINST THE LAW!"

Dang, would that would get annoying.

I wish I could get more sleep (You wish?! He wishes?! HE HAS A WISH.)

[Ruto]

Granted, but now you don't have time to shower.

I wish I didn't have to stay in the countryside for another whole day