Ironic Wish Granting

[Bloop]

It's going to be warm... more then 101% chance for sun, -1 chance for rain, and 150% Change for 50°C

I wish I was like Gruntilda

[Jub3r7]

Granted, while you might have an incredible theme song, you are now a fat and ugly witch.


I wish I didn't stay up so late reading last night.

[Ruto]

Granted, but now you're still in the beginning of the book/reading.

I wish I had more sushi right now...

[Clanker37]

Granted, you now have so much sushi that the entire world is covered in sushi and everyone gets sick of it and they kill you for wish the Sushi Plague upon them

I wish I had something to wish about

[Shadowlegend]

Granted, You get an Idea from offend your Head

I Wish I could play all the Songs of ninsheetm.us!

[Raymondbl]

Granted, except you play them all like crap and someone vomits if they hear you play them. 

I wish I had a bow and arrow.

[Greg]

Granted, you now have a violin bow without the violin and a giant purple translucent floating arrow without substance.

I wish that there was better weather around here.

[Jub3r7]

Your town becomes recognized as having the most peaceful weather in the world.
However, you and your family are immediately forced to move elsewhere.


I wish these plans of action for journalism were already complete...

[Ruto]

Granted but now there's something else you haven't finished and it's 100x harder.

I wish the kids downstairs would stop smoking pot.

[ZeldaFan]

Granted. Now they smoke shrooms instead.

I wish my life was less stressful.

[Cobraroll]

Granted. Now, you have nothing to do.

I wish Easter Holidays were longer...

[Greg]

Granted. The rest of your life becomes an Easter holiday and you go insane seeing bunnies laying eggs everywhere. 

I wish I could arrange faster.

[Ruto]

Granted but time speeds up so you're 35 when you finish your next arrangement.

I wish I can make people STFU...

[Cobraroll]

Granted. Your mere presence now make people refuse to talk. Ever. Always. For example, people will only respond to your forum posts to get the game going, but they wait until you forgot that you posted. They will still think you're awesome, though

I wish the army would realize that non-motorized, unsupported infantry has nothing to do on a modern battlefield...

[universe-X]

Granted, the army now uses motorized, supported infantry that run into each other ever 5 seconds.

I wish NSM gains 2,000,000 followers by the end of 2011.