Ironic Wish Granting

[Jub3r7]

All the spambots are gone from the internet. Now they are invading our homes.

I wish the postal service wasn't so slow...

Now it's extremely fast and packages shoot through broken windows, knocking you unconscious...


I wish I had better grades...

[fingerz]

Granted, but now getting good grades will require doing a hell of a lot more homework.

I wish my parent-teacher interviews go well tonight. :S

[Winter]

Granted, but the teachers require compensation for their efforts.

I wish i had a better computer

[Cobraroll]

Granted. With extra stress on the word had. The computer you last threw out of your house now has got a hefty upgrade. And then broken again.

I wish NSM got more publicity...

[fingerz]

Granted, but now people aren't looking for piano music sheets, they want POKEMANS!!

I wish the girl I liked was a couple of years older.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but now she looks like your Grandma



I wish I had less homework

[Offkey]

Granted, but your homework is now insanely difficult.

I wish a day had 50 hours.

[fingerz]

Granted, but now an hour is considered 30 minutes.

I wish the wish I had wished before wasn't wished.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, so you never had the need to make THIS wish in the first place. And so your first wish was never canceled.


I wish I could remember how to do the inside reverse fold on the paper crane I'm making.

[Greg]

Granted, but you then attempt to pick something up with the crane and it breaks. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE  )

I wish Deku would run the update.

[fingerz]

(I do too)
Granted, but now the NinSheetMusic site has crashed and the update has been deleted.

I wish my holidays were longer than two weeks.

[Ruto]

Granted. They're two years long but then your parents force you to get a job instead of going back to school.

I wish spring would just start in New York already.

[SlowPokemon]

Sure, but Nintendo world closes.

I wish etf would have the best birthday ever and just be happy without stressing over little details.

[Greg]

She has a great birthday, and everyone else is forced to stress over the details instead. 

Man, that was hard to corrupt.

I wish I could beat New Super Mario Bros Wii without my brothers constantly killing me. 

[Cobraroll]

Granted. They only have to kill you once, after all... (do not worry, the afterlife is supposed to be great)

I wish for a warm next week up here - with no precipitation.