Ironic Wish Granting

[Shadoninja]

Granted. But now everyone is deaf.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[DrP]

Granted, but you will always been in an extremely exhausted state forever.

I wish Starbucks was free.

[Ragster]

Granted. Since they aren't making any money, they close down.

I wish that the upcoming games coming out for the 3DS would all be released tomorrow.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted. Because they aren't ready yet, you only get blank game cards.

I wish that I can get to New York.

[Kman96]

Granted, however, you were involved in a massive crime ring, so you are imprisoned on Riker's island. Sorry 

I wish I didn't have to do this AP homework.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, the teacher makes it optional extra credit and completing it is the only way to pass the class. You don't HAVE to do it.

I wish someone else would pay for my piano class.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, I'll pay your piano class but the classes are always on 2am.

I wish for a time machine that's made of chocolate.

[Ragster]

Granted, you go back in time a few 100 million years, then your time machine melts. Your stuck with the dinosaurs now.

I wish that NASA could invent a space probe that moved faster than the speed of light.

[FSM-Reapr]

Granted, but NASA will never use it 'cause the lack of recources.

I wish that no one can ever wish again.

[Winter]

Granted, this thread is locked.

I wish for this thread to be uinlocked