Ironic Wish Granting

[Raymondbl]

granted, but it starts growing TOO much, and your mom wants to throw it away. 

I wish I could get a decent violin.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but as soon as you break it, it snaps.

I wish I could get minecraft.

[Zunawe]

Wish granted. However, the granter of wishes is dyslexic and a mine cart is delivered to your door instead.

I wish I could actually go into a game and be Link.

[Shadoninja]

Granted.


I wish I had a hovercraft

[Zunawe]

That was evil.

Granted. You have a hovercraft, but, because there is no such thing as a hovercraft, it is immediately destroyed by the universe and your memory is wiped. You spend the rest of your life a vegetable.

I wish everybody in the world listened to, and liked, the Lord of the Rings by Johan de Meij. (If you even try to ruin that you don't deserve to live)

[the_last_sheikah]

Granted, no new literature, movies, or games are made that isn't about the Lord of the Rings, and thus, the entertainment industry dies from the lack of new ideas.

I wish that I could have a day off.

[Raymondbl]

Granted.  They sent you an e-mail telling you the day off was rescheduled for a week later, but you didn't check your e-mail so the next day you got kicked out/fired (depending on whether you're talking about work or school)

I wish I get lucky and at least one of the violins in the batch of four are good.

EDIT: to elaborate, you get four violins shipped to your house to evaluate and pick three to send back.

[the_last_sheikah]

Granted, all four are equally good and, because you have to send back the worst ones, you have to return them all.

I wish that this wish won't backfire in any way, shape, or form.

[Sir Dino]

Granted. But the you didn't get anything, since you basically didn't wish for anything.

I wish Cubone can smile sometimes.

[Raymondbl]

Granted, but you can't actually see him smile since his mouth is under his... skull? helmet?

I wish I was the best martial arts fighter in the world.

[Zunawe]

Granted. However, Bruce Lee is not in the world anymore, so when he is resurrected alongside Walt Disney he destroys you.

I wish I didn't have to take the rest of my finals. (Just got a 105% on my chemistry final! Win!)

[Shadoninja]

Granted. Now you have to do everyone else's finals.

I wish everyone in the world and on the internet spoke, wrote, and typed perfect English.

[Jub3r7]

Granted. Everyone uses one word responses that are grammatically correct.

I wish my work would complete itself.

[Zunawe]

Granted. Your work is complete, but it did it such a terrible job that it explodes.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

[blueflower999]

Granted. It tastes like crap.

I wish I was a better singer.