Ironic Wish Granting

[Clanker37]

Granted, but the teacher yelss at you for not doing it

I wish that I could eat jam without anything bad happening

[amnesia01]

Granted, but you are now eating toe jam.

I wish my brother wasn't so anoying

[Bespinben]

Granted, but what about the parents? DUN DUN DUN.

I wish my avatar could achieve its goal.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but then the avatar is pointless and is abandoned forever.


I wish every single thought in my head became realitly

[Bespinben]

Granted; the effects thereof bring the world into a state of total chaos.

I wish I could sing as well as Luciano Pavarotti.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but they get jealous and kill you.

I wish I could explain why there are so many brids outside my window.

[Bespinben]

Granted, but you end wishing you hadn't found out >

I wish that I only had to sleep for 40 minutes to get a full rest, so I could get more stuff done.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but the power wears off eventually and you then sleep for the rest of your life.


I wish i could make something out of nothing


(idk lol running out of ideas. BTW BUMP.)

[Clanker37]

Granted, however you suddenly realise that nothing in itself is difficult to obtain, because the empteness around you is surrounded by air particles. After doing some hardcore science stuff, you decide that you will go on a quest to find nothing! But then you were like 'Fuck this' and went on with your life.

I wish the Zelda Concert came to Australia.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but on your way there, someone snipes you ;0

I wish i was creative enough to wish for something.

[blueflower999]

Granted. You wish that you would have a heart attack, and it comes true.

I wish that I didn't have any homework.

[Winter]

Granted, you are now enrolled in military school, and have no home to even consider it homework.

I wish I NinSheetMusic had all perfect sheets. And of every video game song. Ever.

[Dudeman]

Granted. The website's server becomes so full of files that it crashes. You also forgot to make backups.

I wish that the snow would stick at my house.

[Ragster2448]

Wish granted. When you walk outside, the snowflakes start sticking on you. Then, a person sees you and thinks you're a Yeti, so he starts chasing after you with a shotgun.

I wish that when I eat food it disappears, so I can eat and eat forever without worrying about my stomach exploding.

[Raymondbl]

granted, but then you starve to death because the food keeps dissapearing.

I wish I had the girl I wanted.