Ironic Wish Granting

[blueflower999]

Granted, both your eyes start hurting.

I wish that Mt. Itoi wasn't so hard.

[Dudeman]

Granted. It's so easy that you die of boredom.

I wish that there were more options for default smileys on this forum.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, except they all are hand-made by me.


I wish I could remember my homework without writing it down.

[triforced1]

Granted. You do, but shortly after forget.

I wish that my arrangements took shorter time to make

[Clanker37]

Granted, but they all sound like a cat giving birth

I wish I could eat toxic glue

[Dudeman]

Granted, but you die from it.

I wish that I could stop world poverty.

[K-NiGhT]

Granted, but you are now in poverty and die from hunger.

I wish i could freeze time.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but Dialga gets jealous and eats you


I wish I was a sexy beast XD

[amnesia01]

Granted, but now men are attracted to you.

I wish shuckle wasn't so slow.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but it is sent to Ubers for being awesome. It is raped by Kyogre

I wish I had a delicious piece of pie

[amnesia01]

Granted, but the pie was poisoned by nazis and you die before you can warn the world of their plot.

I wish I could cure cancer.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but the cure is the poisoned nazi pie! People die of poison, but their cancer is cured!

I wish

[amnesia01]

Granted, but nothing happened.

I wish that I had a polar bear, because it would just be so awesome.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, you now have an adult polar bear for your pet!

Soon, the sad and hungry polar bear won't have an owner. 


I wish first impressions didn't mean anything.

[amnesia01]

Granted, but now everyone who hasn't met you before ignores you.

I wish I didn't have to do my maths homework right now.