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Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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Bloop

#30
April 01, 2011, 08:24:29 AM
Granted, but you have an annoying blue guy with you.

I wish I had a wish to wish with a wish I want a wish.

Jub3r7

#31
April 03, 2011, 12:00:16 PM
Granted, but the wish you wished to wish with a wish you wanted to wish is just as pointless as the first one.


I wish that I was a professional table tennis player?
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Offkey

#32
April 03, 2011, 01:44:13 PM
Wish granted, but table tennis falls out of grace completely and is no longer a sport of any relevance.

I wish I could walk through walls.
The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days...

Youtube channel.
Video's coming soon(ish).

Jub3r7

#33
April 03, 2011, 05:41:24 PM
Granted, but you soon realize that you do not have the ability to run through walls when you get a concussion and die.

I wish my nail would hurry up and fall off....
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Ruto

#34
April 03, 2011, 06:42:58 PM
It falls off but you don't get another one.

I wish I can have a PhD...

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Shadoninja

#35
April 03, 2011, 06:44:12 PM
you now have a PhD(Pretty Huge Dilemma)

I wish I wasn't so awkward.
"And so my saga of quoting myself in everyone's signature continues" - dudeman

Ruto

#36
April 03, 2011, 11:52:08 PM
Granted, now I own all your hats.

I wish the people I know locally weren't all douchebags.

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Clanker37

#37
April 04, 2011, 03:22:36 AM
Granted, you now know nobody locally

I wish for cookies for all! (HA! Try to make that ironic without not getting your cookies!)

Jub3r7

#38
April 04, 2011, 10:45:55 AM
Granted, but then you are arrested for the deaths of millions of infants, because they all choked on COOKIES.

I wish I had an oreo milk shake.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Cobraroll

#39
April 04, 2011, 10:49:26 AM
Granted, but the "Use before" date was four months ago.

I wish spring would come...
Emergence - a story exclusive to NSM

Yes, I'm still around from time to time. For quicker response, you can reach me by PM, or drop by Smogon to say hi. I go by "Codraroll" there, because of a bet.

Jub3r7

#40
April 04, 2011, 01:34:03 PM
Wish granted, thanks. Spring is nice down here in the south!

I wish I could go swimming instead of doing homework during Spring Break... :P
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Ruto

#41
April 04, 2011, 03:24:47 PM
Granted but you lose your swimming trunks in the pool.

I wish the postal service wasn't so slow...

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Clanker37

#42
April 05, 2011, 12:44:28 AM
Granted but now ever letter sent spontaneously combusts

I wish that I had an epic haircut

ZeldaFan

#43
April 05, 2011, 09:59:44 AM
Wish granted. Your haircut and style cost you $40 and right as you walk outside, someone accidentally lights your hair on fire and now it's ALL gone. (Plus now you smell bad because of your burnt hair.)

I wish I was better at math

Please follow me and my art on Instagram @inspi.red.art :D

Cobraroll

#44
April 05, 2011, 10:05:21 AM
^Granted, but a little error occured. You know everything about meth now.

I wish somebody would remove all spambots and their makers from the Internet...
Emergence - a story exclusive to NSM

Yes, I'm still around from time to time. For quicker response, you can reach me by PM, or drop by Smogon to say hi. I go by "Codraroll" there, because of a bet.
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