Ironic Wish Granting

[fingerz]

Granted, except you soon discover that you can only walk through walls and not trains.
I apologize that it wasn't a minor concussion. 

Oh, you smart person. I would've never thought of that.

...Was that meant to be a wish above?

[Winter]

I wish the smiley would be banned

[Clanker37]

Granted, but a very similar smiley that is very much the same except for one pixel is allowed

I wish it wasn't so hard to think of wishes!

[Dudeman]

Granted. It is now EXTREMELY difficult to think of wishes.

I wish E3 was tomorrow.

[Ruto]

Granted, but Sarah Palin becomes the next president.

I wish I can cure AIDS.

[Winter]

Granted, you discover the cure for AIDS 3 hours before you die of it yourself.

I wish I got those damn moderator powers.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, except you are banned for abusing them.

I wish it was easier to dream.

[Greg]

You get nightmares.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Clanker37]

Granted, but it is a million Monopoly Dollars


I wish that I lived in a tiny, green house on Mayfair

[Jub3r7]

Granted, someone makes an origami house out of green paper and puts it on Mayfair for you to live in.
Er, it might be big enough for a bug to live in, but...


I wish I stopped forgetting to finish my post in the forum games.

[scooterulez]

Granted, but now you stopped remembering to finish your posts.

[Winter]

I wish s

[fabbemannen]

no, your wish was not granted! it was p

I wish...

[Bloop]

Granted.

I wish that the wish above was a wish for having a wish that wished that the wish was a wish for the wish that a wish yeah it's a wish a wish the wish it 123 wish.

[Raymondbl]

Yes, the wish was a wish.  but it was a wish for a wish, so it's kinda useless.

I wish I didn't get into so many arguments.