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Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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Jub3r7

Granted, he does, but via private message on nsm.


I wish a certain someone would be back from a soccer tournament.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Dudeman

Granted. They leave for a basketball tournament the next day.

I wish my homework would do itself CORRECTLY.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

Bloop

It did.

I wish my sister was somewhat nicer for me

Winter

Granted, your sister is off her period, but now your mom is back on.

I wish the government did not take as much money from me as it normally does.

Clanker37

Granted the Government doesn't take your money, but instead takes your house.

I wish that my room wasn't such a mess

Bloop

Granted, now it's a big mess

I wish someone looked at my piano duet of Carnival Castle

Greg

I looked at it and then deleted it off your computer.

I wish that I was generally awesomer.

Piano_Pika_

granted, but now everyone suddenly is awesomer and you become lame again.

I wish I can make this origami lotus without ripping the paper.

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 06, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
I like your enthusiasm about everything. XD

Raymondbl

granted, but your mom rips it because you were supposed to be doing homework  :P

I wish my yoshi would hatch soon.
The purpose of life is to survive.  Deal with it.

fingerz

Granted, but it turns out the Yoshi was actually a Yoob and eats all your other dragons!! :O :O

I wish I had the ability to walk through walls.
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Jub3r7

Granted, except you soon discover that you can only walk through walls and not trains.
I apologize that it wasn't a minor concussion.  ;)

I wish that the next TWG game will be a good one.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Dudeman

Granted. No one posts in it.  :(

I wish I had a 3DS.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

Piano_Pika_

granted, but then you get grounded and your parents take it away.  ;D

I wish this was the last wish.

Quote from: SlowPokemon on May 06, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
I like your enthusiasm about everything. XD

Winter

Granted...............A$#@d --.............)%^%$^@#! *head explodes*

I wish that wa-

Jub3r7

It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]