Ironic Wish Granting

[Jub3r7]

Granted, he does, but via private message on nsm.


I wish a certain someone would be back from a soccer tournament.

[Dudeman]

Granted. They leave for a basketball tournament the next day.

I wish my homework would do itself CORRECTLY.

[Bloop]

It did.

I wish my sister was somewhat nicer for me

[Winter]

Granted, your sister is off her period, but now your mom is back on.

I wish the government did not take as much money from me as it normally does.

[Clanker37]

Granted the Government doesn't take your money, but instead takes your house.

I wish that my room wasn't such a mess

[Bloop]

Granted, now it's a big mess

I wish someone looked at my piano duet of Carnival Castle

[Greg]

I looked at it and then deleted it off your computer.

I wish that I was generally awesomer.

[Piano_Pika_]

granted, but now everyone suddenly is awesomer and you become lame again.

I wish I can make this origami lotus without ripping the paper.

[Raymondbl]

granted, but your mom rips it because you were supposed to be doing homework 

I wish my yoshi would hatch soon.

[fingerz]

Granted, but it turns out the Yoshi was actually a Yoob and eats all your other dragons!! :O :O

I wish I had the ability to walk through walls.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, except you soon discover that you can only walk through walls and not trains.
I apologize that it wasn't a minor concussion. 

I wish that the next TWG game will be a good one.

[Dudeman]

Granted. No one posts in it. 

I wish I had a 3DS.

[Piano_Pika_]

granted, but then you get grounded and your parents take it away. 

I wish this was the last wish.

[Winter]

Granted...............A$#@d --.............)%^%$^@#! *head explodes*

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[Jub3r7]

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