Ironic Wish Granting

[fabbemannen]

Granted, but you would kill yourself after reading Slow's weird mind

I wish I didn't have to go to school this week (I'm to busy)

[SuperFireKirby]

Wish granted. Now you get to spend the week working in one of Nike's sweatshops.

[Bloop]

I wish I had a wish

(you forgot the wish again SuperFireKirby)

[SlowPokemon]

You don't get one. Sorry. Try again later.

I wish I wasn't so narcissistic, arrogant, and generally self centered.

[Bloop]

Granted, you're nothing now

I wish I had a wish without Irony.

[Ruto]

Granted, now all your wishes involve self-injury.

I wish I could find everything I've lost in this apartment.

[fabbemannen]

Granted, but you would get so much stuff that you had to buy another apartment where you lost even more things.

I wish the 3DS wasn't regionlocked

[Jub3r7]

Wish granted. It's no longer region locked, rather it's locked no matter where you go.

I wish I had a wish

Wish granted, but you just used it.


I wish that I could arrange for a Pokemon game.

[Ruto]

Granted but it's awful and everyone's heads explode from even downloading it.

I wish that video game chicks weren't so busty.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but now all the video game guys are busty. o.o

I wish I had chosen chorus over journalism....

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, but it's the same teacher.

I wish Margaret would suddenly realize she was completely in love with me.

[SuperFireKirby]

Granted, but then she dies in a tragic car accident. How's that for irony?

I wish more of these wishes would actually be ironic.

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but then the granting of the wishes will no longer be ironic.
Because the granting of the wish is supposed to be ironic, not the wish itself. 


I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes...

[Clanker37]

Granted, but then you grant your wishes so much you get sick of it so you wish that you couldn't grant your own wishes, you then get bored of life and wish you could grant your own wishes again, but you can't wish your own wishes again, because you wished not to be able to grant your own wishes, so physics, which were already messed up due to wishes being granted, goes even more hay wire so that the universe is made of edible yarn.

I wish I made more sense

[Offkey]

Granted, but nobody makes sense to you anymore.

I wish I could timetravel.