Ironic Wish Granting

[Jub3r7]

Granted, so you get one of your own and then it dies and you get depressed. 

I wish for a time machine.

[fingerz]

Granted, but it won't take you anywhere but the present.

I wish I could shiftshape.

[Raymondbl]

Granted, you are a Beorning, except because of all the generations after Beorn, the magic is unstable and you end up unable to change back into a human and stay a bear forever

I wish no one's dragon would die (on NSM)

[Piano_Pika_]

Granted!!  in addition, new baby dragons are borned, yay!!!!!!! 

[Greg]

The dragons go on to supplant humans and take over the world, killing everyone in the process.

I wish people would do anything I wanted. 

[Raymondbl]

granted, except someone hijacked your brain system and controlled what you wanted so they took over the world and you are his servant.

I wish I had the legendary trio dragons.

[Piano_Pika_]

granted, but then they all kill and eat you.

I wish Ash Ketchup was dead.

[Ruto]

Granted, now the series is about MAX being Pikachu's trainer!

I wish my relatives weren't so stingy.

[Raymondbl]

granted, they're not stingy to themselves, but they are to guests.

I wish I could go back to Shandong and be a poor farmer so I don't have to be in this horrible society.

[scooterulez]

Granted, but you're now a really poor Jewish man with 3 daughters, living near Moscow Russia, and everyday, when out in the field, you would sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof.

I wish for more wishes!

[Greg]

You get more wishes... but they're only usable in this thread. Guess what happens to them.

I wish the school year would end already.

[Clanker37]

Granted but you now are to dumb to live over the holidays


I wish I didn't have a cold

[Bloop]

You don't have anymore, you only have both you're hands and feet removed

I wish I had an friend who likes Nintendo, in place of hating it with his heart

[Piano_Pika_]

You don't have anymore, you only have both you're hands and feet removed

I wish I had an friend who likes Nintendo, in place of hating it with his heart

Granted, but then you start to hate Nintendo and you end up losing the friendship you had.

I wish this game will stop.

[Greg]

It does. And you can no longer have fun with it.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.