Ironic Wish Granting

[Jub3r7]

Granted, but you don't realize it when they do tell you.
It was mostly the arguing that got annoying, to tell you the truth.
Others will say that it was the way you victimize yourself, even when they are only joking around.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[Raymondbl]

granted, except you get in a car crash tomorrow and you get paralyzed, unable to use your resourcefulness and determination to get things done.

I wish Concerto's next dragon won't die.

[fingerz]

Granted, but now it's decided to go away for a holiday and won't return ever again!!

I wish the weather here was a little warmer.

[Raymondbl]

wish granted, it goes up to 120 degrees and the air conditioning systems fail and you are miserable.  60 or 70 - 120 isn't much of a difference when you consider what's going on in the middle of the earth

I wish I type faster.

[universe-X]

Granted. However, you type so fast now that your fingers start dissolving upon touching the keyboard.

I wish there was an iPhone 7.

[Raymondbl]

wish will be granted 5 years later.
I wish I could have a better computer.

[Dudeman]

Granted, but Microsoft comes out with an even better one as soon as you get it.

I wish I could instantly arrange a piece just by listening to it once.

[scooterulez]

Wish granted, but after writing it, you lose all musical talent that you have ever had!!

I wish I had control of Space and Time!

[fingerz]

Granted, but now Arceus decides to strip you of your powers.

I wish I could drive a car right now.

[Clanker37]

Granted, you now can drive a remote-controlled car


I wish that I was ready for the VGC tomorrow

[Ruto]

Granted but the VGC gets moved to the day after tomorrow and you're unprepared for that one.

I wish they had more spicy food in New York...

[Raymondbl]

granted, you go to a chinese restaurant and they serve general tsao's chicken with heaps of chili sauce, and your mouth is on fire.

I wish I can get back into TWG.

[Winter]

Granted, but everyone else opts out of the game as a result of you playing.

I with I didn't own horses.

[fingerz]

Granted, now you have hungry lions.

I wish the internet download speed was a hell of a lot faster.

[Raymondbl]

granted, it's so fast that in a few seconds your moniter is blurring and changing to wierd colors due to intensity of the waves and then your computer overheats from the strenuous flow of information and blows up and you die

I wish I can get done with my Chopin Pianoconcerto 1.