Ironic Wish Granting

[Qew]

Here are the rules, I say a wish like

I wish I wasn't fat

the next poster grants this wish but puts an ironic twist like

Wish Granted.
You aren't fat, instead you're obese.

And makes a wish of their own

I'll go first,
I wish for a million dollars.

[Bloop]

Wish Granted. You get a million dollars, but there are all clowns on it.

I wish I had an own wii.

[Shadoninja]

granted but it's the cheap knock off "chintendo vii"

I wish i could fly in the air

[Bloop]

Granted, You where trowed away from a Huge Island by a purple Bob-Omb

I wish there was background music in real life

[fabbemannen]

Granted, but it would only be the theme when you encounter an enemy in the twilightpart of Twilight Princess

I wish I was way better on arranging

btw, I'm on 2 forums and the forumgames always appear at the same time almost =D

[SuperFireKirby]

Wish granted, you are now a master at arranging floral decorations

I wish I had super strength.

[SlowPokemon]

Fine, but every time you embrace the one you love, her back breaks.

I wish that I could kill the creepy perverted kid who likes Margaret >=P

[Ruto]

(lol I usually see this game as the corrupt a wish game...)

Granted, but someone else turns into the creepy kid.

I wish people would walking in mobs on the sidewalks.

[Jub3r7]

Wish granted, but now there is only one huge mob that is even worse.


I wish I had an adventure.

[Offkey]

Granted, but 2 minutes in your adventure you walk across a bridge that collapses, causing you to fall down 15 meters, breaking most of your bones but not killing you, only to be surrounded by hyena's, waiting for you to die from thirst.

I wish I could go stealth irl.

[Shadoninja]

granted, but everyone has super senses to detect your presence.

I wish college tuition was free.

[universe-X]

Granted, but none of them accept you.

I wish I was the best cello player in history.

[SuperFireKirby]

Granted. But you are also now a quadriplegic

[ZeldaFan]

I wish I had a fancy sports car.

[Offkey]

Granted, but it's a toy model.

I wish I could read minds.