Jokes

[Nebbles]

HOLY SHIT LMAO

[AmpharosAndy]

Eesh! That's brilliant

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

So, a guy asks a librarian for a book on suicide. They reply and say "fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

[LeviR.star]

How are Elmo's voice and Snoop Dogg alike?

Always high.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

I'm feeling puntastic right now. Puns are so backwards. The worse they are, the funnier they are. It's a punny world we live in. Here's one in Spanish: Uno. Sometimes even oxymorons (an instance where a word is used to describe it's opposite) are puns. For example: Jumbo shrimp or hot chili. When I was younger, I had this animal pun book. It was otter nonsense (that is both a pun and the name of the book). The puns were done oxidentally on porpoise. I feel like this should involve something about current events, but no gnus is good gnus (a wildebeest-like mammal). I'm sorry, that was the last straw. You can have mine, I'm done with my drink. Sorry, I'm beginning to be like an apple product. I'm becoming Siritating. I'm on a roll. It hurt when I hit the wall, though.

[Dudeman]

* Dudeman readies banhammer

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Post 'em here--good ones, bad ones, cheesy ones, whatever.

* ThatHiddenCharacter Readies Comeback

Puns are allowed.

Puns will never die!

[mikey]

For something to be a pun, it has to be clever

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

According to Google (and my English class), a pun is "a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings." It says nothing about being clever.

[mikey]

Mashing words together does not a pun make

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

*ThatHiddenCharacter does not own the rights to any previously mentioned puns. All puns were supplied by ThatHiddenCharacter's memory of other sources. Any puns deemed horrible were created by someone other than ThatHiddenCharacter.*

[mikey]

In that case they were fantastic puns, full marks

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

In that case they were fantastic puns, full marks

I can see someone's a bit ThatHiddenCharacterist.

[SlowPokemon]

For something to be a pun, it has to be clever

Nice reference

[E. Gadd Industries]

What was teenage Charles Darwin's favourite clothing store?

Abercrombie & Finch