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Started by SlowPokemon, November 30, 2010, 04:26:33 AM

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Zunawe

Also, if you get cut in half, it's possible to still be all right.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

mikey

Quote from: Zunawe on December 30, 2015, 06:56:59 PMAlso, if you get cut in half, it's possible to still be all right.
we should have left it at the kelvin joke
unmotivated

SlowPokemon

Guess that is what we should half done
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Pianist Da Sootopolis

At least there aren't any Uranium jokes yet... those things make me want to half my life.
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ShadowChords

HEY YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT POTASSIUM??!!

No? You don't?

K. It's fine.
I can arrange for quartets and quintets. I'm willing to review any Pokemon arrangement.

And here's my YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/MansionXx

Dude


Jub3r7

It's me.

I'm the joke.
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

MaestroUGC

Quote from: Jub3r7 on January 01, 2016, 11:46:02 PMIt's me.

I'm the joke.
Gather round all you clowns, let me here you say...
Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

FireArrow

Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

Saria

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SARIABALL
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I love taking wiener schnitzel in my mouth
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cooperating anal
Quote from: ZeldaFanmy dream is to get a quote in someone's sig someday

braix

Dude and Jub win first place together
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

JDMEK5

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because
the violinist's head is so much bigger.
"Today's goal strongly involves not dying. Because nobody likes to wake up dead."

My Arrangements
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Dudeman

Quote from: JDMEK5 on January 12, 2016, 09:42:59 AMQ. What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because
the violinist's head is so much bigger.
You drove me to this.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

mikey

Quote from: Dudeman on January 12, 2016, 09:59:47 AMYou drove me to this.
those are mostly just dead baby jokes but replaced with the word "viola"
unmotivated

Pianist Da Sootopolis

A pianist and singer are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert and the pianist says:
"OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor."
The singer says: "Wow, I don't think I can remember all of that."
The pianist says: "Well, that's what you did last time."
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