Jokes

[Zunawe]

Also, if you get cut in half, it's possible to still be all right.

[mikey]

Also, if you get cut in half, it's possible to still be all right.

we should have left it at the kelvin joke

[SlowPokemon]

Guess that is what we should half done

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

At least there aren't any Uranium jokes yet... those things make me want to half my life.

[ShadowChords]

HEY YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR A JOKE ABOUT POTASSIUM??!!

No? You don't?

K. It's fine.

[Dude]

over here bud

[Jub3r7]

It's me.

I'm the joke.

[MaestroUGC]

It's me.

I'm the joke.

Gather round all you clowns, let me here you say...

[FireArrow]

over here bud

Dude wins the thread.

[Saria]

It's me.

I'm the joke.

I believe Jub won the thread.

[braix]

Dude and Jub win first place together

[JDMEK5]

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because
the violinist's head is so much bigger.

[Dudeman]

Q. What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A. There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because
the violinist's head is so much bigger.

You drove me to this.

[mikey]

You drove me to this.

those are mostly just dead baby jokes but replaced with the word "viola"

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

A pianist and singer are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert and the pianist says:
"OK. We will start in G minor and then on the third bar, modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When you get to the bridge, modulate back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor."
The singer says: "Wow, I don't think I can remember all of that."
The pianist says: "Well, that's what you did last time."