Jokes

[braix]

I don't get the joke. Where was the punch line?

[JDMEK5]

Rated 16+

A drunk farmer carries a sheep up to his bedroom where his wife is. "This is the ugly pig I've been having sex with," he says. "You idiot," his wife responds, "that's a sheep not a pig!" The farmer says, "Shut up. I was talking to the sheep."

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[mikey]

._.

[Saria]

ak ak ak i saw that coming

oi how is that 16+ i'm 15 and that's not half as gross as some other things i've read on the internet

[Waddle Bro]

literally the funniest part of that joke was the age rating

[JDMEK5]

oi how is that 16+ i'm 15 and that's not half as gross as some other things i've read on the internet

literally the funniest part of that joke was the age rating

^This.

I never claimed it was a good joke.

[Sebastian]

lol

[BrainyLucario]

i Decided against starting a new topic! I'll just unload all my puns and jokes here on this thread instead! They'll be sure To tickle your funny bones!
Why Did the ghost ride the elevator?

Spoiler

to lift their spirits!!

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[Onionleaf]

Don't forget there's always this thread to post the kind of jokes that make you go "Har Har Har... >_>"

[mikey]

you probably got all the jokes from sans
for real though if I hear another terrible bone pun I'm gonna lose it

[BrainyLucario]

you probably got all the jokes from sans
for real though if I hear another terrible bone pun I'm gonna lose it

Some of them... but i actually have a lot of my own as well! Bone puns don't stay Humerus funny for long.
Caught myself there!

[braix]

Friend: I stood up looking for a pencil and when I sat down it stabbed me in the ass-I'm so mad
Me: I guess one could say you're...butthurt

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

There aren't any more good chemistry jokes... They all Argon.

[Dudeman]

What do we do when scientists die? We Barium! -bad-dum-tssh-

[FireArrow]

Did you know you can be at absolute zero and be 0K?