Jokes

[mikey]

On 2/8/2015, at 8:32 PM, (Dude) wrote:
> Why was six afraid of seven

On 2/8/2015, at 8:33 PM, (Dude) wrote:
> Because seven was a registered six offender.

I've heard that one before D:

[ZeldaFan]

Wanna know what's funnier than windows 8?

Windows 9

I got the joke

[Dudeman]

How do you turn a violin player into a viola player?

Make them sit in the back and not play.

[K-NiGhT]

hah

[Dudeman]

My mom's a violin player and loves viola jokes XD

[MaestroUGC]

How do you turn a violin player into a viola player?

Make them sit in the back and not play.

Hey, I give everyone a meaningful part. Nobody is just "sitting in the back".

[FireArrow]

Except the euphonium of course.

[MaestroUGC]

I have yet to find a need for the euphonium.

[Sebastian]

Seriously though, Windows 10 is coming out XD
Google it

[ThatGamer]

Seriously though, Windows 10 is coming out XD
Google it

Oh my...

[Jub3r7]

There once was a woman who had 100 children....
She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Forty-Three. Forty-Three went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out. In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "Milkshake" so the name could be used in conversation. One day Milkshake ran away. They never saw Milkshake again. No one else knew about Milkshake. No one even knew a dog named Milkshake existed.
Only Forty-Three's kids will remember Milkshake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bloop]

wat even
did that dog bring all the boys to the yard?

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I heard that joke before, except with "Ninety" and "That" instead of "Forty-Three" and "Milkshake."

[Jub3r7]

i think i like this version better

[Saria]

wat even
did that dog bring all the boys to the yard?

I was thinking the same thing.