Jokes

[Bubbles]

No I knew that, but most Braille isnt written on spheres

[TheZeldaPianist275]

-___- it's a joke, does it HAVE to make perfect sense?

[SlowPokemon]

^only if you want it to be funny

[Zunawe]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupt- MOOOOOOOOO!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Doctor.
Interrupt- You have cancer.

I think the first one has already been put here, but the second is better after the first. I just found it really random, and kinda funny.

[FSM-Reapr]

Guess what the orphan child got for Christmas?
CANCER!

HAHAHAHAhahahaha...haha..ha...h...

[Zunawe]

I didn't mean it that way. . .

[TheZeldaPianist275]

I didn't mean it that way. . .

I think we should pretty much have a no cancer-joke policy.

[blueflower999]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

...He wiped.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

...He wiped.

Oh that's so disgusting... eruugh...

[blueflower999]

Oh that's so disgusting... eruugh...

Nothing compared to Universe's joke on Page 2 

[BlackDragonSlayer]

THERE WERE NO LOLZ IN THAT JOKE.

IF I WERE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH HITLER, BIN LADEN, AND THAT JOKE AND I HAD A GUN WITH ONLY 2 BULLETS, I'D SHOOT THAT JOKE TWICE.

And then I'd have to strangle the others...

[SlowPokemon]

Lol it's one of those shock effect things where rather than laugh you might cringe or something.

[Roz~]

Clearly NYC doesn't have the Storm Drain ability.
Somehow that made me laugh way more than it should've .___.

[TheZeldaPianist275]

Clearly NYC doesn't have the Storm Drain ability.
Somehow that made me laugh way more than it should've .___.

Ha, me too.

No I knew that, but most Braille isnt written on spheres

^only if you want it to be funny

You guys... sheesh.  Braille doesn't have to be written in a book.
FINE BE THAT WAY AND BE PICKY ABOUT JOKES THAT MAKE SENSE

-What would George Washington do were he alive today?
-Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Time for a classic joke!
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. During the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up and says:
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

Watson replies: "I see millions and millions of brilliant stars."

"And what do you deduce from that?"

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and billions of planets, some potentially like Earth; I can observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

After thinking for a moment, Holmet replies: "I think someone has stolen our tent."