Jokes

[Nebbles]

Oh, my science teacher gave me this. Everyone was depressed because we all got it.


A boy looked depressed.

His teacher asked: "What's the matter?"

The boy replied: "Everything"

...bahahahahaha that's brilliant

[SuperFireKirby]

OMG I HEARD THAT JOKE ON BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY LIKE 10 YEARS AGO. *nostalgia*

except it was something liek:

Bill: *cryin and all upset*

Narrator: Hey Bill, what's the matter?

Bill: EVERYTHING!

[SlowPokemon]

Why is Santa so jolly?

...He knows where all the naughty girls live.

[Nebbles]

What do we do when scientists die? We Barium! -bad-dum-tssh-

[SlowPokemon]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. *ba-dum TISH*

[Saria]

http://instantrimshot.com/

[SlowPokemon]

I would tell you a UDP joke, but I don't know if you would get it.

[the_last_sheikah]

Hey I know a joke!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." HA! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!

[spitllama]

But I loves the squirrels

[Raymondbl]

Hey I know a joke!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." HA! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!

I don't get it.

[SlowPokemon]

^it's a reference to Up

[Nebbles]

Two fish are in a tank. One goes, "How do you drive this thing?!"

/rimshot

[Jub3r7]

You didn't finish the joke!
[10:30:39 PM] Brigadier General Nebbles: So two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "How do I drive this thing?"
[10:30:57 PM] GeNESis_Fanatic: The other died from a lack of oxygen

[Nebbles]

Forget if I used this one....

I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849.

[SlowPokemon]

Why is Santa so jolly?
...He knows where all the naughty girls live