Jokes

[FireArrow]

The furry community is also a good place to find subs

I feel youre obligated to attend funeral since you're responsible for my death.

[Splatoon Inkling]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?







Because he didn't have the guts to do it!

[BlackDragonSlayer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/9pwmjg/why_was_yoda_afraid_of_7/

this one is pretty bad

idk why i'm even posting it

[Splatoon Inkling]

Groan.... actually I am a star wars fan.

[mikey]

That Reddit immediately devolved into people quoting gamegrumps which doesn't do much for my general opinion of the star wars fanbase

[BlackDragonSlayer]

are you just saying you don't like the fanbase

or are you implying you're too good for star wars

[SlowPokemon]

Two things can be true

[mikey]

I'm saying I don't like gamegrumps

Edit: I'd be remiss to ignore slows one-liner
Plus 1 to slow

[Splatoon Inkling]

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.





Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?

[Bobbythekid21]

A pastor was walking around a neighborhood knocking on peoples doors and handing out church cards.
He can to this one house and knocked. No one answered...
He knocked again. No one answered...
The pastor took out a church card and wrote:

Revelation 3:20

Which, in the Bible, reads:

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

So he slipped it in the crack between the door and the doorframe and left.

The next Sunday the pastor was counting the offerings and saw the same card he had put in that mans door.
This was written on the back:

Genesis 3:10

Which, in the Bible, reads:

I dare you to go look up Genesis 3:10 yourself.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I chuckled a bit.

[Bobbythekid21]

My boss told this in church Sunday. He also told us to look up the punchline ourselves. It was funny watching people try to keep quiet and not laugh out loud as they looked it up during church.

[Splatoon Inkling]

That's actually pretty funny! Wait, you have a boss?

[Bobbythekid21]

That's actually pretty funny! Wait, you have a boss?

Yes, he's an entrepreneur/mechanic.

[Splatoon Inkling]

Tonight's sermon - "What is hell?"; Come early and listen to our choir practice.