Jokes

[Altissimo]

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[LeviR.star]

What did Susie say to her father when he almost ran a red light?

Halt, man!

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

[Dudeman]

My brain is stuck in this loop of acknowledging the intelligence behind this pun and then immediately condemning it for being so dark and then immediately acknowledging the intelligence behind this pun and then etc.

[braix]

What did one person say to the other person?

Spoiler

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[Dude]

I guess you could say his joke was pretty...
Montana B)

i burst out laughing for no reason other than it made 0 sense.

[E. Gadd Industries]

What can be said about a person that earns $75 a day?

Spoiler

They make 0 sense.

Dude's comment reminded me of the joke

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[Jub3r7]

how do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Spoiler

you look for fresh prince

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[Zunawe]

Look for fresh prints.

[AmpharosAndy]

Woah spoilers!

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Look for fresh prints.

I can't tell if your being sarcastic or if you don't understand the joke.

[LeviR.star]

I can't tell if your being sarcastic or if you don't understand the joke.

Honestly, I didn't get it at first, either.

[mikey]

that's the best joke in this thread

[Zunawe]

I can't tell if your being sarcastic or if you don't understand the joke.

It's much more fun to let you guys figure out why the punchline is funny than it is to point it out. Subtleties.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.