Jokes

[SlowPokemon]

I couldn't think of where else to put this but I couldn't not post it

What would Maelstrom be named if he was a girl

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femaelstrom

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[Maelstrom]

That was bad and you should feel bad

[braix]

A dog was walking in the park with its owner at night. Soon into the walk, it saw another dog. What did the dog say to the other dog?

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Woof

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[AmpharosAndy]

Genius, Braix. That's exactly my kind of joke XD

[AmpharosAndy]

I'm proud of this one (which I guess says a lot about me)

My friend asked me if I'd get a chest tattoo.

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I ab-stained

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[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Ba-dum tish!

That was so bad it was good.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

What was Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

[Olimar12345]

Speaking of Bin Laden, I saw this on YouTube today:

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[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Why was Tchaikovsky ahead of his time?

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Because he was Russian the tempo!

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[Maelstrom]

Can this PLEASE not be the bad pun topic.

[AmpharosAndy]

What were you expecting?

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Puns are pretty much the best jokes I have. Although, I wish I could make jokes about key signatures, but every time I try they're either sharp or flat. They just don't come to me naturally.

[Dudeman]

...how can a joke be sharp? ...or flat?

[mikey]

I guess you could say his joke was pretty...
Montana B)

[Dudeman]

...what