Jokes

[Nebbles]

I'm tired of people thinking they can waltz into my room when I'm listening to 4/4.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.

[SlowPokemon]

Omg Nebbles I loved the first joke. So much.

[Nebbles]

Figured you guys would appreciate it!

[SuperFireKirby]

Nebbles just won the Jokes thread x 100000000000000

[SlowPokemon]

It wasn't that funny.

[SuperFireKirby]

I FORGOT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION.

Anyways, so there was a doughnut who was on an expedition into the desert. But during a sandstorm he became lost from the rest of his party. So he wandered through the desert, growing thirsty and tired. He came to what he believed to be an oasis, but it was a mere illusion. The doughnut broke down after discovering that the oasis was a mirage, but decided to continue on. He was going to get out of the desert, he swore it. After many days of wandering though the desert, he came across what looked like a small village. He was sure it was another mirage, but he had to give it a chance. A few minutes later, he found himself staring at a village comprised of small shacks and mounds of desert clay.

As he stumbled his way through the village, the locals gave him strange looks. For one, he was a doughnut. But his face was badly blistered by the sun, his clothes were torn up. He was essentially a mess. But all he wanted was a glass of cold water. He came across a building which a presumed was the village's local watering hole. So he walked into the bar he sat down on one of the bar stools. After a few minutes, the bartender walked over to the counter eying the strange doughnut suspiciously.

The doughnut asked, "Bartender, could I please get a glass of water?"

To which the bartender replied, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

[Olimar12345]

Meh, that one was too much lead-up for such a weak joke..

[SuperFireKirby]

That's the point.

[Jub3r7]

XD, love those.

[Saria]

Ganondorf doesn't use the internet because there's too many links.

[FSM-Reapr]

Do you have any idea how many times that joke have been told in Youtube? A LOT!

I still smiled...

[Saria]

I only saw it once.

[FSM-Reapr]

It doesn't matter. It's funny on the first time.

[Nebbles]

Ganondorf doesn't use the internet because there's too many links.
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I've never heard of it before ahahah that's cute

[blueflower999]

Ganondorf doesn't use the internet because there's too many links.

Reminds me of a certain thread... *Nudges Dude*