Which Nintendo character will you sleep with tonight? (Game)

[cashwarrior1]

I wonder who's up next!

Oh yeah, good thing I ditched Nurse Joy!

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Haven't played in a while.
EDIT: Ew. Unlike my partner, my sex life is apparently NOT #1.

[Maelstrom]

Bored again.

edit: what no
I was so close to midna

[DS]

What am I doing with my life...

EDIT: Ummm... sure?... at least it's the opposite sex...

[InsigTurtle]

Spoiler

[close]

[mikey]

actually pauline is pretty much as close as nintendo's ever gotten to a classic feminine archetype

at first I thought I got 32 and I was like welp sumo time

[cashwarrior1]

I don't know why this is even fun... Like seriously, he let me sleep with him, but not his daughter?!?! What kinda bull crap is this!?!?

[mikey]

I could make a joke here about how I got 31 but I'll leave that to Yuggy

[Yug_Guy]

Hey Noc, you know what's even funnier than 31?

Spoiler

25

[close]

EDIT:

Spoiler

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[close]

[DS]

OK, I'm in bed right now, let's see who's going to be haunting me dreams...

EDIT: HOLY MOTHER OF... dangit RIP in peace my beauty sleep...

[mikey]

I could make a Yuggy joke about this but I won't

[cashwarrior1]

Who will it be tonight?

Welp, I'm not disappointed...

[mikey]

she's got a "great personality"

[InsigTurtle]

n!/k!(n-k)!

well, then.

[mikey]

ooh, stats