Which Nintendo character will you sleep with tonight? (Game)

[braix]

i might regret this

edit: i regret this

[Bloop]

surprise me, fate!

EDIT: bestiality! thanks fate!

[Trainer Ave]

ok let's go again

EDIT: FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK TTTTTHHHHHEEEEE WWWWWOOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDDD

[BrainyLucario]

Let's try this one more time!


Edit: Why ......I managed to get Tingle of all people.....Dance or not, I'm not happy about this..

[Trainer Ave]

Strangely that made me feel better about my outcomes.

EDIT: Who the f*ck is Ike?

[Bloop]

Would date

[mikey]

The foxy-lady thing. I mean she is a Foxy-lady, but the fact that she is a fox makes that a pun, intentional or not...

she's an anthropomorphic fox, hence foxy lady.  I don't see the pun here

[BrainyLucario]

she's an anthropomorphic fox, hence foxy lady.  I don't see the pun here

Who else sees this obvious pun?

Edit:..........

[Trainer Ave]

I do.


EDIT: Why even bother?

[braix]

I know this will be stupid so instead of editing I'm gonna say this in advance:
wtf

[Dudeman]

EDIT: Why even bother?

Hey, at least you didn't get Ganondorf twice. Also I think it's funny how this thread seems to be played mostly by straight guys, and yet the OP says that there are more males (and animals, I guess?) in the lineup than females. Guess that just makes it harder to win if you're straight. (shrug)

EDIT: BUT WHEN YOU DO WIN IT'S PRETTY GREAT

[Trainer Ave]

I swear she's freaky

EDIT: Er no thanks



who wants me to start one for anime characters

[mikey]

for some reason b-waf thinks the great fairy isn't a win
you can choose ANY great fairy, not just the OoT ones

nobody wants you to start an anime one

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Well, let's see here... Probably gonna be horrible, but what the hell.
Eh. Not bad.

[mikey]

the fact that you can play as tetra in Hyrule Warriors for the 3DS is actually tempting for me, cause I've always thought she'd be cool to play as (she's flippy and stuff)