Which Nintendo character will you sleep with tonight? (Game)

[Ruto]

Carried this over from other forums.

How to play:

Make a post to this thread (to separate the game from the commentary, a game post should have "POST" or "BUMP" in the subject line, commentary posts can have the default subject). Your "companion" will be the one with the number that corresponds to the second you posted. (:00-:59) I have some reservations about how this is going to work here, but it's worth a shot. Most of the Nintendo characters are guys, so don't be too disappointed. It could be much worse *cough* Ganondorf

Since edits change the time of the original post, I guess I should discourage that for the lulz. Leave your "POST"-titled posts be, and you can double post to bewail you ill luck and such.

I've also tried to include as many games as possible, but there are only so many slots. Er...enjoy?

00-Princess Peach
01-Ike
02-NOBODY since you offended everyone else on the list, especially Ganondorf.
03-Toon Link's Grandma
04-Princess Zelda (JACKPOT)
05-Ganondorf
06-Rosalina (SMG)
07-Krystal (Star Fox)
08-Marth
09-Fox McCloud
10-Sonic the Hedgehog
11-Great Fairy (various Zelda games)
12-Toon Link (remember this is how old he is)
13-Pauline (Donkey Kong)
14-Goombette
15-A tetris "L" block
16-Nurse Joy
17-Beast Ganon
18-Din, Nayru and Farore
19-Mega Man
20-Generic boy farmer from Harvest Moon
21-Pony, girl farmer from Harvest Moon
22-Tingle (he comes with the little dance too)
23-Nana (Ice Climbers)
24-Sophitia (Soul Calibur 2. She appeared in a Nintendo console, so here she is)
25-Officer Jenny
26-Brock
27-Tails
28-Waluigi
29-Luigi
30-Link (JACKPOT )
31-Ilia (LoZ: TP)
32-Mayor Bo (Ilia's dad)
33-King Dedede
34-Cynthia (Pokemon D/P/Pt)
35-Pikachu (hahaha, it would be like doing a stuffed animal)
36-Tetra (Wind Waker)
37-Snake (lmao)
38-Cooking Mama (Graate, you gave it yaw best effawwrt XD)
39-Sheik
40-Sabrina (Pokemon RBY)
41-Ash Ketchum
42-Captain Falcon
43-Misty (Pokemon)
44-Wario
45-Malon (LoZ: OoT)
46-Donkey Kong
47-Navi (Hey!! Listen!!)
48-Yoshi
49-Princess Daisy (looks like a recolor of peach IMO)
50-Captain Olimar
51-Midna
52-Kirby
53-Impa (you're probably just going to get a slap in the face, though)
54-Mario
55-Samus Aran (JACKPOT)
56-Epona (Link's here, so...)
57-Bowser (good luck with that, also you almost had Samus Aran  )
58-Link from the LoZ cartoon series (Excuuuuuse me, princess)
59-Everyone (oh you...)
60-Samus Aran ( thanks for the idea, Slow)

Edit: Trying to clear the confusion by modifying the rules a bit. Hope it isn't too confusing.

[SlowPokemon]

T.T

Umm. Okay then. This is a strange game. But whatever. I'll edit this post once I see the, er... candidate.

('-_-)

EDIT: God! How did I know I'd get the Tetris L Block! How many times can we enter?

[Ruto]

As much as you want 

Double posts are fine too, if you don't want to edit.

[Ruto]

Aww crap I got Captain Olimar. I knew I'd end up with someone small.

[DrP]

Well... this seems interesting... let's see who i get. the internet here has a delay, so...

[SlowPokemon]

Let's see... no nasty STDs from the L Block...

Let's try this again!

EDIT: ...I'd rather not talk about it. T.T

[DrP]

The internet is so slow, that Slow was able to post after I tried to edit

So...EDIT: WOOHOO! NURSE JOY! Ill bet that Slow so jealous

[SlowPokemon]

Nah, Sabrina's where it's at.

No, I'm joking.

@Ruto - You should have put Samus as number 60 to spite people!

[HugoMeister]

tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle tingle

SHIT ITS DONKEY KONG (time changed due to edit)

[DrP]

Since I'm feeling lucky I'm gonna give this another shot!

EDIT: Sabrina! Now Slow is REALLY jealous!

[SlowPokemon]

 

I did lol when I saw that though

EDIT: not lol-ing now...Midna? Seriously? Does she even qualify as a girl???

[Ruto]

Hmm...post.

Crap, editing changes the post time. I guess if you're going to do it, post your original time up on the edit. Because I lol'd for a full minute when I thought dr. pamplemousse got cooking mama.

[HugoMeister]

If I might make a suggestion, why not keep a scoreboard? (best pun ever, amirite)

Edit: WHAT THE HELL DONKEY KONG AGAIN. (46 seconds)

[Ruto]

If I might make a suggestion, why not keep a scoreboard? (best pun ever, amirite)

Edit: WHAT THE HELL DONKEY KONG AGAIN. (46 seconds)

Lol, I got the goddesses twice. (0:18) Explain how the scoreboard would look, please XD

I was thinking that a game post should have a different subject line, like what I just did for this post.

[Ruto]

^0:30

OMG I GOT LINK!!! <3 <3

*pops champagne*

(also, maybe edits to posts aren't a good idea. the other forum didn't allow post edits so I guess I should have thought of that.)