The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[SuperFireKirby]

I always loved that. She wants you to injure your pokemon because its good business. Oh wait, healing is completely free.  That means she just plain evil.

[Roz~]

Haha, I'm dedicating an entire post to Fawful. That guy is comedy gold.

"I HAVE FURY!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends."
"Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
"Lucky hits will shower down like a happy waterfall! You will have such fury!"
"Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
"Now is when I ram you."
"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"

- All from Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga/Bowser's Inside Story

Unless you guys weren't talking funny. In which case ignore this.

You forgot the best one.
"Such excitement, like a pie full of wow!"

As for one of my favorites :
"The miracle never happened. Maybe it was never meant to. Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist." - Phoenix Wright : Justice For All, when you get the bad ending.

[SlowPokemon]

(after being thrown out of bounds) "You must fight with honor! It's against the rules to throw the king out of the ring!"
-Big Bob-omb, Super Mario 64.

Come on, we've all done it! xD

[Shadoninja]

"you don't need a better shot, you just need to fire more bullets"
- Marcus' Vending machine from Borderlands.

[SlowPokemon]

You forgot the best one.
"Such excitement, like a pie full of wow!"

As I'm progressing in Superstar Saga, I have another one:
(when Luigi (in the dress)'s face is revealed)
Bowletta: "Did you see that?"
Fawful: "Yes. Mustache."

I also love in partners in time:
Luigi: "BABIES!!!"

[SuperFireKirby]

"Do you find yourself FIRING BLANKS? Ever wish you could trun your CARBIDE into a RIFLE? Then try ENGORGE!!!"
-engorge radio commercial, Borderlands

[ALPRAS]

"[...] There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friend were invited too. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course... He couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you dont have any other friends because how unlikeable you are. Its says so right here in your personal file. Unlikeable. Liked by no one. It also says that you are adopted. So thats funny too."

GlAdOs - Portal

[WiiMan96]

"Whaddaya buyin'?"

~Merchant, Resident Evil 4


"Shine Get!"

~Super Mario Sunshine


"Ouch! What do you do?"

~Old man (after being hit), Goonies 2

[ALPRAS]

"Whaddaya Sellin?"

Merchant, Resident Evil 4

"Maaaarioooooooo!!!!"

Princess Peach, Every Super Mario Video game (except partys, golf, etc..)
Luigi, Luigi's Mansion

[mailman105]

"You'll never amount to anything!"

Bowser, to the younger version of himself
-Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time

[SlowPokemon]

Some more Partners in Time quotes..

"You will save her, won't you? I can assure you, she's NOT in another castle or anything."
-Young Toadsworth

I also feel the need to post this whole conversation, in which is the previous quote.

(Bowser is at bottom of volcano with "Peach")

Bowser: Bwah ha ha! This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!

(Baby Bowser falls into the volcano, and does not see Bowser)

Baby Bowser: Gwah ha ha ha! This place is sooo nasty! Boiling hot, reeking, and just MADE for trouble! TALK ABOUT AWESOME! This is the EXACT place to build my second castle!

(notices Bowser)

Bowser/Baby Bowser: ... Hey! You there!

Bowser: This place belongs to ME, you twerp!

Baby Bowser (same time): Take off, gramps! This place is MINE!

Bowser/Baby Bowser: ...

Baby Bowser: Grrr! You look familiar! Yeah, you look just like a bigger, fatter me! You copycat!

(Bowser stomps toward him)

Bowser: YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk like me and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!

Baby Bowser: You're one rude dude, tubby! Who raised ya, Chain Chomps?

Bowser: Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!

Bowser/Baby Bowser: GRRR!

[ALPRAS]

"Shit! ooohhhhh shit!"

regular Splicer - Bioshock 2

[Kensho]

Marin : "Link, do you always look in other people's drawers?"

[ALPRAS]

Green door Man-"If this is four, whats this?"

Guybrush-"three?"

GDM-"No! Watch again:"

(Its continues ever and ever....)

Monkey Island 2

[SlowPokemon]

BUMP

"Looks like my summer vacation is...over."
-Roxas, Kingdom Hearts II