The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[mailman105]

I'll start:

"WARNING!

You appear to be incompatible with:
                THE WORLD"

-The World of Goo Corporation
     World of Goo

[Taser9090]

"They say money makes the world go 'round, and what comes around, goes around."
~Rover Animal Crossing
That's one of my favorite video game quotes :p

[Offkey]

See my sig, guess the game ^^. Gears of War had some great quotes as well:

Damon Baird: Hi boys!
Marcus Fenix: [looks down to see Cole and Baird in the sewers] I could smell you guys from a mile away.
Damon Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a fucking party down here!

Kim: Alpha, this is Delta, we have visual on your position.
Damon Baird: We'd like to have your ammo on our position right now!
Kim: Roger that, sit tight.

[SlowPokemon]

Haha, I'm dedicating an entire post to Fawful. That guy is comedy gold.

"I HAVE FURY!"
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Bah! Now is when the talking stops! I do not have time to stop and smell foul roses such as you!"
"You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends."
"Your strongest enemies will fold like napkins who are crying!"
"Lucky hits will shower down like a happy waterfall! You will have such fury!"
"Fawful scattered your minions like litter from a sad, ugly cat. Are you wanting to hear them? For they are on the TV show. The TV show of your tears!"
"Now is when I ram you."
"Bowser! Meet... FURY OF FAWFUL!"

- All from Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga/Bowser's Inside Story

Unless you guys weren't talking funny. In which case ignore this.

[Shadoninja]

From Mass effect 1:

"rumours are like herpes, once you have them, you might as well spread it around. -Harkin.

[Cobraroll]

As far as I can remember from LOZ:TP:

"Okay, that was another Light Bug down for the count. We had to sacrifice somebody's house to get them, but that's the way the cookie crumbles, right?"
  - Midna

[SlowPokemon]

"Raawwwrrgh!
My powers...gone...
My empire...shrinking...
My huge cake... Never got a slice..."

-Bowser, Super Mario Galaxy 2

[SuperFireKirby]

Navi: "HEY, LISTEN!"

[SlowPokemon]

"BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA?"
-Shopkeeper, The Legend of Zelda

"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!"
-Toad, Super Mario Bros.

[SuperFireKirby]

"I'M OVER HERE!"
"LOOK AT ME! I'M DANCIN', I'M DANCIN'"
-CL4P-TP(aka Clap Trap), Borderlands

[Cobraroll]

“It makes me so mad! We build your houses, your castles. We pave your roads, and still you walk all over us. Do you ever say thank you? No! Well, you're not going to wipe your feet on me! (...)”
â€"Whomp King, Super Mario 64

Mario proceeds to wipe his butt on Whomp King's back.

[The Deku Trombonist]

Don't forget the bit after the battle too:

"I won't gravel... er, grovel."
-Whomp King

[SlowPokemon]

"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you both were babies. ...Erm, what was his name now?"
-Professor Oak, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow/FireRed?LeafGreen

lol he can't remember his grandson's name... I always found that funny.

[Shadoninja]

"cycling road is only for bicycles"
- cycling road secretary person thingy in pokemon platinum.

[SlowPokemon]

"Welcome to our Pokemon Center! We heal your Pokemon back to full health! Shall we heal your Pokemon?"
(player chooses "Heal")
"OK. We'll need your Pokemon."
*ding, ding, ding-ding-ding!*
"Thank you! Your Pokemon are fighting fit!" (pause) "We hope to see you again!"
-Nurse, Pokemon Red/Blue.

Does it strike you as ominous that she says "We hope to see you again!"?
...Does she want your Pokemon hurt? o.o