The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[SlowPokemon]

"I like a man with a big...vocabulary."
-April May, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

[MaestroUGC]

Hehe, yeah I do!

[Yugi]

Spoiler

"when you were in a child"
-Mia Fey, Trials and Tribulations.

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Also.

"I'm about to unleash my RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
-Hugh, Pokemon Black/White Versions 2

[blueflower999]

"YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO
GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE
THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS
FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES BROKEN BROKEN OH SO SOW SEW BROKEN *whir* *clank* *clunk*
*BOOM*
-Li'l Miss Marshmallow, Mother 3

[Yugi]

"I found a rotten dead body during our picnic "
-Monobear, Dangan Ronpa

[Crazy Hand]

#1: "In thy FACE!"
-Luvbi, Super paper Mario
#2"Today's weather in Glitzville is sunny with a chance of more sun. It's above the clouds, stupid."
-Glitzville phone
#3: Anything bowser says in Super Paper Mario.
 (e.g. "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!")
#4:Anything Bowser says in Mario and Luigi
(e.g "You like compost? I'll compost your face!")

I like Mario RPGs. Can you tell?

[Dragonite]

#3: Anything bowser says in Super Paper Mario.
 (e.g. "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!")

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This.

And these.

"Wow! You and your Pokemons' power levels are incredible! They're over 9,000 for sure!"
(Normally I have anything to do with the number nine thousand due to its absurd level of overuse, but the fact that some nut in GameFreak decided it was a good idea to stick it in a Pokemon game makes this one forgivable.)
"People die when they are killed!"
(I don't know what game that's from, but someone showed it to me last year and it's been stuck in my head since. Apparently it originated in some TV show or something, too?)
"You said you have a dream... That dream... Make it come true! Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth! If anyone can, it's you! Well, then... Farewell!"
(On a serious note, this is my inspiration to do anything productive whatsoever.)

[Nebbles]

"I found a rotten dead body during our picnic "
-Monobear, Dangan Ronpa

yes yes yes A+

[SlowPokemon]

I love Monobear. His theme music is absolutely hilarious.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Nova from Shining Force:
"Look, they are trying to block our way to the bridge. Attack them, Shining Force!"

This is a no-nonsense guy.

[Yugi]

"[Redacted to satisfy CERO rating restrictions.]"

-Monobear, Dangan Ronpa

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Kane, Shining Force:
"Go back to your headquarters and get ready. Then you'll meet your doom!"

What a nice villain. It's a shame he doesn't know how strong Zylo is.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

"Don't worry about him. If he dies, it doesn't matter. He's old anyway."

Shining Force II: The Minister, about Sir Astral.



This has got to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious quotes I've ever seen:
"I can't kill myself. Why? I'm not a vampire, am I?"

Higins, Shining Force II

...is he implying that he's tried to kill himself? Because I haven't let him fight in any battles?

[Yugi]

"My, what large breasts you have. Putting them on display for no particular reason."

- MC, Long Live the Queen

[blueflower999]

"Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of the noose tightening around your own neck." -Miles Edgeworth.