The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[scooterulez]

Cave Johnson: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
 
GLaDOS: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Don't take the lemons! Yeah! Oh, I like this guy! Yeah! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"

Best quote ever!

Oh and "I'm in Space!"

[SlowPokemon]

DOOR
No, no, no. That will not do. Your insincerity sickens me. Approach
me this instant.

Are you listening to me, green man of mustache? For you should listen
well. It was not due to your efforts alone that the block was brought
here, was it?

Who is responsible for this achievement? Hm? Who is it that made this
possible? Select your answer from the 3 choices:

CHOICES
1. Mario!
2. The babies!
3. Me, me, ME!

THE FIRST TIME YOU ANSWER:

DOOR
That is not true, is it? Think this through carefully.
To whom do you owe thanks for the completion of your task?

THE SECOND TIME YOU ANSWER:

DOOR
You honestly believe this to be true? Think before speaking.
To whom do you owe thanks for the completion of your task?

THE THIRD TIME YOU ANSWER:

DOOR
GET SERIOUS!

LUIGI
Wah!

DOOR
It is this very tendency to falsify and edit facts that gets you in
trouble.

LUIGI
Oh no!

DOOR
Surely you realize your progress is a testament to teamwork?
That it is a group effort?
I know you do, and yet you refuse to pick the correct answer;
4. Everyone!

And then you lie. I am appalled.

LUIGI
Nooo..

DOOR
If you continue thusly.. YOUR FATE IS SEALED. You shall spend
your days in loneliness, Mark my words!

I especially love when Luigi breaks down crying xD also his audio line "BABIES!!"

[Greg]

I actually found the complete script for PiT.

It's HILARIOUS.

HAMMER BROS. 1
AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R
BROZ!

HAMMER BROS. 2
WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL, THEN U AM CRY. WE
RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS.
WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS.
U = NOOBS. BROZ = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!
WOOT!

- A nose suck the Mario brothers up its nostrils, then taken away -

HAMMER BROS. 2
NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED.

HAMMER BROS. 1
TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET
FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.

It's so lol.

[SlowPokemon]

Some lol moments I remembered from this game (taken from that script)
MRS. THWOMP
Aw, Sweetie, Cheer up!

THWOMP
Cheer gone. No more cheer.

MRS. THWOMP
Don't be like that, thwumpling. There's still some fire left. Jump on
in there!

Hey! It was you imps, wasn't it? You're the ones who doused the
volcano with all that water! Own up! I mean, look at you! You're
obviously all plumbers. Thanks to your meddling, my hubby's in a
stone funk! Jumping into the volcano was his hobby, you terrible men!
We've been waiting for the annual eruption all year!

THWOMP
Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... just mountain.

MRS. THWOMP
Are you hearing this? This is all YOUR fault! So give! Give us back
our fun! You gonna help? Speak up! You're not, are you, you bugs?!
Then I'll treat you like bugs! NOW YOU GO SQUISH!
Also there are parts missing from that script

[fingerz]

I find it ironic how un-Thwompish she looks.

[fabbemannen]

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"
Link's Awakening

[Dudeman]

Luigi:
*Talking*

Guard 1:
Huh?
...
Oh...
OH!
A-HAH!
I SEE!

Guard 2:
What is it?

Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...

Luigi:
*Falls over*
________________________
Luigi:
*Talking*

Guard 1:
And you are the legendary Luigi??

Guard 2:
Um, who's Luigi?

Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...

Luigi:
*Falls over*

[Dudeman]

"AHH!!! You startled me! Winter sets in all of a sudden, then down my chimney comes...you're not Santa!"
-Holly
     The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

[fingerz]

Luigi:
*Talking*

Guard 1:
Huh?
...
Oh...
OH!
A-HAH!
I SEE!

Guard 2:
What is it?

Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...

Luigi:
*Falls over*
________________________
Luigi:
*Talking*

Guard 1:
And you are the legendary Luigi??

Guard 2:
Um, who's Luigi?

Guard 1:
Shh! I have no idea...

Luigi:
*Falls over*

Yes, I remember that. Earliest form of Mario & Luigi comedy.

[Dudeman]

"Dear Mario,
     Please come to the castle. I baked a cake for you.
From,
     Princess Toadstool
                                Peach"
Peach's Letter
     --Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Galaxy 2

[fingerz]

"Dear Mario,
     Please come to the castle. I baked a cake for you.

Have you watched Zero Punctuation's Super Mario Galaxy 2 review?
If not, watch it.

[Mmella]

[Nana1Popo2]

"My Jellybeans!!"

-Mario from New Super Mario Bros. Wii (when in a bubble, on 2-player mode)

ok.. so he doesn't ACTUALLY say that.. but me and my friend have a big inside joke with that, because it sounds so much like he is saying it.

[Olimar12345]

Have you watched Zero Punctuation's Super Mario Galaxy 2 review?
If not, watch it.

its always Caaaaaaake....huh. lol. 

[fingerz]

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Ahahaha! Team Rocket noobs.