The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[Fleetstar The Flygon]

"Can you believe the nerve? That was almost double what I owed!... Crud."

"What do you want, you rupeeless ragamuffin?"

- Captain Linebeck, LoZ Spirit Tracks

"It's a secret to everybody."

- Moblin from LoZ

[SpoonyBardCanon01]

Does it need to be said? It will be in case you don't get it, "YOU SPOONY BARD!!!".
 

[blueflower999]

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?" "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!" "Luigi! Look! It's from Bowser! 'Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!' We gotta find the princess!" "And YOU gotta help us!" "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!" -Hotel Mario intro

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" "MAH BOI, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!" "I just wonder what Ganon's up to!" *Whish* "Your majesty! Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai!" "Hmmm... how can we help?" "It is written 'Only Link can defeat Ganon!'" "Great! I'll grab my stuff!" "There is no time! Your sword is enough!" "How about a kiss, for luck?" "You've got to be kidding!" "SQUADALA! We are off!" "Wow! What are all those heads?" "These are the faces of evil! You must conquer each!" "I guess I better get going!" HERE is the MAP! Where do you wish to go?" -Faces of Evil intro

[SlowPokemon]

Bump

"Don't touch the secret poster in the game corner! There's no secret switch behind it!"
-obvious

"This dress is comfy and easy to wear..."
-random girl in Humilau City

Epic reference

[Yugi]

"B... Blood!? You...vicious brat! Grrr...Aargh...I hate hate hate hate hate hate...hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU! Grrr...".
-Kefka, FFVI.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

KEFKA: Ahem... there's SAND on my boots!

[blueflower999]

"Thank you so much, for playing my game!" -Mario, Super Mario Galaxy

[SlowPokemon]

"While I dislike confrontations, I find the idea of a puzzle battle to be quite alluring. Or, to use a colloquialism: please bring it."
-Layton, Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask

oh professor XD

[TheZeldaPianist275]

I haven't played Layton, and that's awesome. XD

[Bubbles]

I saw that before With the caption "Hershel has finally given into the sass"

I really shouldnt look this stuff up lest I be spoiled

[SuperFireKirby]

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BUTTERFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."

-Elder Jurak, Dark Cloud 2

[Jub3r7]

I was going to quote from the original Megaman but nobody talks in that except me.
"FUCK YOU ICEMAN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCKING SHIT"

[CLBGM]

"Do a barrel roll."
-Peppy.

Do not try to type this on google.

[blueflower999]

I was going to quote from the original Megaman but nobody talks in that except me.
"FUCK YOU ICEMAN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCKING SHIT"

Hate that stage

[Yugi]

"One who knows nothing can understand nothing"
Ansem- Kingdom Hearts.

I"M BASCH FON RONSENBERG OF DALMASCA.
Basch Fon Ronsenberg Vaan- Final Fantasy XII

"Nothing you can say will stop me, PREPARE TO DIE"
Julius Belmont- Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow.

"Thou art beginning to be a pain in the- NOW I'M STARTING TO TALK LIKE YOU".
Sabin Rene Figaro- Final Fantasy VI.

"GET THE FRUIT"
Exdeath- Dissida and 012 Final Fantasy

"TASTY ARROWS".
Also Exdeath.

Will post more later.