The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[mikey]

I have a crush on a straight boy (not recommended) who plays trombone (definitely not recommended) and it sucks but we played music together tonight and it was just about the greatest thing ever it made me feel so good

Also the way we met was he heard me playing Layton's Theme and came into my practice room asking to record me because he loves Professor Layton

Goddam why is he straight

if he was gay he'd be irresistible

[Tobbeh99]

Why is everyone gay here? I have never in all my life, all school classes and all the people I've met, met one. And here there are like trillions wtf!

[Altissimo]

TRILLIONS
bisexual represent

[SlowPokemon]

Lol @ people who think they've never met a gay person tho

[braix]

Yo when you meet someone irl they aint gonna just straight up tell you 'hey man i'm gay'

[Waddle Bro]

Why is everyone gay here? I have never in all my life, all school classes and all the people I've met, met one. And here there are like trillions wtf!

ur gay
It's not like people advertise their sexuality out in the open, you for example don't go around running around streets yelling "hey im straight look"

[FireArrow]

I have a crush on a straight boy (not recommended) who plays trombone (definitely not recommended) and it sucks but we played music together tonight and it was just about the greatest thing ever it made me feel so good

Also the way we met was he heard me playing Layton's Theme and came into my practice room asking to record me because he loves Professor Layton

Goddam why is he straight

Ugh just try to be his friend and hopefully you're as lucky as me and get a really nice guy who doesn't get creeped out.

And I actually kinda agree with the no gay people irl. There's a lot of bisexual girls who just end up in heterosexual relationships. As for lgbtq guys... I've met one gay guy, and now he's dating a girl, so idek what sexuality is anymore.

[Bespinben]

Cake is love, cake is life.

[braix]

Bespinben is cakesexual

[blueflower999]

I still haven't met a homosexual person in real life either actually. And I'm in an all-boys school.

[Nebbles]

Okay but I doubt any gay people are just going to walk around wearing signs that go "i'm hella gay".

[SlowPokemon]

Okay but I doubt any gay people are just going to walk around wearing signs that go "i'm hella gay".

^^^^^^ this no one even thinks I'm gay until I tell them, even though I feel like it's obvious? Maybe because I don't conform to any obvious gay stereotypes.

And the fact that you go to an all boys school is actually a major reason for someone NOT to come out, especially since it's a Catholic school.

Bespinben is cakesexual

at last i finally know

Ugh just try to be his friend and hopefully you're as lucky as me and get a really nice guy who doesn't get creeped out.

And I actually kinda agree with the no gay people irl. There's a lot of bisexual girls who just end up in heterosexual relationships. As for lgbtq guys... I've met one gay guy, and now he's dating a girl, so idek what sexuality is anymore.

He found out I had a thing for him last week during some weird circumstances and I think he was kinda weirded out but we haven't talked about it (and I'm not planning on it) and he's been cool so IDK. (Apart from this painfully awkward obviously forced story he told about trying to pick up a girl that was clearly meant to be like "hi I'm straight")

[Altissimo]

I still haven't met a homosexual person in real life either actually. And I'm in an all-boys school.

I absolutely love how the implication here is "I'm in an all-boys school, you would expect I would see some of teh gays!" Newsflash: 1) boys are gay everywhere 2) girls are gay

[blueflower999]

I absolutely love how the implication here is "I'm in an all-boys school, you would expect I would see some of teh gays!" Newsflash: 1) boys are gay everywhere 2) girls are gay

I don't care what you think the implications are, I just stated two facts. 

[MaestroUGC]

Maestro Fact^TM: There are actually only 6 gay people in the world right now (according to a study in 2013 made by me), everybody else claiming to be gay is likely an immaculately sculptured block of cheese, of which there are at least twice as many. Based on these conclusions I'm confident in saying people who haven't encountered gay people are actually just lactose intolerant and have likely blocked out the encounter.