The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[SuperFireKirby]

To all you loveless silly guys out there. You need to face a fact. All nice girls go for douche bags. Its a universal rule.Nice guys don't get squat. Until the age of 25, at least. When a woman turns 25, she realizes that she's been dating nothing but douche bags, and that's where all you nice guys get your turn. You find some nice girl who's usually hot, get married, have lots of sexy time and maybe some babies, the regular shit. The douche bags, ehhhh not so lucky. They get stuck with some ugly woman and miserableness forever.

True story.

[Roz~]

I'm a nice girl and I hate doucheba--
Oh wait.
I'm a jerk.
Nevermind.

[SlowPokemon]

RIP Steve Jobs...

[Meta-Ridley]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Poor Steve. He fought cancer for so long, but unfortunately didn't make it out the other side. May his soul rest in peace, and our thoughts go to his loved ones, and everyone who was touched by him.

[Ruto]

I've been single my whole life and I really don't care. Most of the guys at my school are douchebags, idiots or just... gross.

^True XD I think I've told a few of you about that...

To all you loveless silly guys out there. You need to face a fact. All nice girls go for douche bags. Its a universal rule.Nice guys don't get squat. Until the age of 25, at least. When a woman turns 25, she realizes that she's been dating nothing but douche bags, and that's where all you nice guys get your turn. You find some nice girl who's usually hot, get married, have lots of sexy time and maybe some babies, the regular shit. The douche bags, ehhhh not so lucky. They get stuck with some ugly woman and miserableness forever.

True story.

From observing my friends, I'd say that's true.

[SlowPokemon]

From observing my friends, I'd say that's true.

I hope so. it's no fun being nice all the time with no reward whatsoever.

[Meta-Ridley]

But I'm not good at being a douchebag! :O

[SlowPokemon]

But I'm not good at being a douchebag! :O

Same, at least outside my head.

[Olimar12345]

WTF

[Jub3r7]

Same, at least outside my head.

Apparently I succeeded on not making a comment on this when I read it the other day.

[Jub3r7]

I wish I could die in a hole

[SlowPokemon]

Apparently I succeeded on not making a comment on this when I read it the other day.

I find it impossible to be mean irl.

[Jub3r7]

XD. I was joking, and then my dad came home.

Because if I died, he could retire early, since my older brother is almost out of college.
And then I wouldn't have to hurt as much (unless I went to hell, of course.)

And if I died, no one would have to worry about me anymore (not that a lot of people do in the first place.)
But alas, I'm not going to die soon, so no use thinking about it.

[Dude]

Silly Jub, there is no hell!

[Saria]

Silly Jub, there is no hell!

^THIS. REINCARNATION MAKES SENSE. D:

XD. I was joking, and then my dad came home.

Because if I died, he could retire early, since my older brother is almost out of college.
And then I wouldn't have to hurt as much (unless I went to hell, of course.)

And if I died, no one would have to worry about me anymore (not that a lot of people do in the first place.)
But alas, I'm not going to die soon, so no use thinking about it.

Y U SO EMO? DID SLOW SNEAK INTO YOUR ACCOUNT? D:<