The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[BonusPwnage]

My whole life I've wanted to be on American Idol, but I never got the chance. Today, my friend got on the show, and even though he lost, the Disney casting crew requested his e-mail and a bunch of talent managers are looking at him now. Good for him, I suppose...but where's my chance?

[SuperFireKirby]

Signup. I've seen the lines for those auditions. It looks like practically anyone can sign up.

[FSM-Reapr]

I once auditioned in the Finnish Idol.

My electricity was cut off suddenly last night. They didn't even bother to inform. >.>

[BonusPwnage]

Reapr: Wow, that sucks. You can audition again, right?
SuperFireKirby: I would, but my parents don't think I'm serious about music when I really am. They try to convince to be a doctor or a lawyer often.

[FSM-Reapr]

Why? The show is extremely crappy and I got past the second round. Good thing I didn't win.

[BonusPwnage]

I have to agree with you there. As it turns out, the show's a little rigged. My friend did way better, but he had almost no chance. First off, the girl he went against had backing vocals, which nobody even knew were permitted, and that was one of the reasons why they thought the girl was better than him. Plus, in the middle of his song, as he belted out a note, someone clapped and the judges thought he was done. At least they liked him, though. One judge said that, "I have a bottle of wine older than you!"

[Zunawe]

I don't understand the wine thing. . . What?

[BonusPwnage]

He was complimenting my friend for being so young.

[Jamaha]

Nothing like going to the laundry room to wash a couple of machinefuls of laundry and noticing that the payment system is broken - no washing machines can be activated.

Oh the luxuries of a washing machine in the apartment. Maybe someday.

[BonusPwnage]

 

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Nothing like going to the laundry room to wash a couple of machinefuls of laundry and noticing that the payment system is broken - no washing machines can be activated.

Oh the luxuries of a washing machine in the apartment. Maybe someday.

Don't worry Jamaha! I'll invent a teleporter, so we can do your laundary for you when the machines aren't working...! Or, then again...

[KefkaticFanatic]

Nothing like having the entire building evacuated because of an incident that only occurred in the basement that was actually just a freakin false alarm.  They called ~10 fire trucks and blockaded the road just for a gas leak that didn't exist.

Then again I guess if it was a gas leak and it exploded it would be kinda bad huh

[BonusPwnage]

Yeah...yeah...that might have been just a little bit bad...

[MassiveMayhem]

I'm so sick right now.
My larynx is infrared. My nose is all stuffed up. My head is congested.
I just to fall over and die, but fucking essay due tomorrow. fml -_-

[BonusPwnage]

You should probably get off the computer and lie down for a half an hour. You might feel better.