The Post Your Thoughts of the Moment Thread 2

[cashwarrior1]

I read that like you were trying to get me to eat something.

[Altissimo]

lol found one you like?

I know the two statements contradict but that is why I said "gamers" in the first post. i don't watch more than one hahaha

[E. Gadd Industries]

I read that like you were trying to get me to eat something.

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[Nitro Indigo]

^ I kind of want to see a YouTube video of that now...

[cashwarrior1]

How do I cook it?

[E. Gadd Industries]

How do I cook it?

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[cashwarrior1]

Ah, is there any specific cooking materials I need?

[E. Gadd Industries]

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[WaluigiTime64]

Well, again, YouTube is a highly versatile dish, meaning that it can be cooked in countless ways using countless materials! You could use your oven, microwave, toaster oven, the Sun, the conveniently-located volcano near your house, your friend's oven, your friend's microwave (*not your friend's toaster oven!*), anyone in your family's oven, microwave, toaster oven, or volcano, a grill, a fire, a wildfire, a field fire, a forest fire, a flash fire, lightning, ball lightning, a fire tornado, St. Elmo's Fire, cardboard, aluminum, styrofoam (on select Wednesdays!), a skillet, griddle, pan, pot, a George Foreman grill, a chimney, a generator, a nuclear reactor, a potter's wheel, cobblestone, solid asphalt, liquid asphalt, liquid nitrogen (wait a minute...), solid nitrogen, carbon dioxide, acetic acid, carboxylic acid, calcium carbonate, calcium oxide, calcium tablets, roses, the Rosetta Stone, the Rolling Stone(s), and more! All this can be yours for 70 easy payments of $800.236 each!

I can't stop laughing.

[Tobbeh99]

Got a job! At DHL Express!

Really nice getting my first job! The only downside is that I work on the evenings so I won't be able to attend any smash-meetings to play smash. A bit sad, but I don't care much because the most important thing is that I got a job.

[Nitro Indigo]

E. Gadd Industries, you should record your last few posts and upload it to YouTube. XD

[cashwarrior1]

Well, again, YouTube is a highly versatile dish, meaning that it can be cooked in countless ways using countless materials! You could use your oven, microwave, toaster oven, the Sun, the conveniently-located volcano near your house, your friend's oven, your friend's microwave (*not your friend's toaster oven!*), anyone in your family's oven, microwave, toaster oven, or volcano, a grill, a fire, a wildfire, a field fire, a forest fire, a flash fire, lightning, ball lightning, a fire tornado, St. Elmo's Fire, cardboard, aluminum, styrofoam (on select Wednesdays!), a skillet, griddle, pan, pot, a George Foreman grill, a chimney, a generator, a nuclear reactor, a potter's wheel, cobblestone, solid asphalt, liquid asphalt, liquid nitrogen (wait a minute...), solid nitrogen, carbon dioxide, acetic acid, carboxylic acid, calcium carbonate, calcium oxide, calcium tablets, roses, the Rosetta Stone, the Rolling Stone(s), and more! All this can be yours for 70 easy payments of $800.236 each!

I can give you 50, will that work?

[E. Gadd Industries]

E. Gadd Industries, you should record your last few posts and upload it to YouTube. XD

Who said I was finished? XD

I can give you 50, will that work?

50 payments, or 70 payments of $50, or just $50?

[cashwarrior1]

Two payments of 50, plus a bonus 50.

[E. Gadd Industries]

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