The Post Your Thoughts of the Moment Thread 2

[Ruto]

Growing meat in labs seems like a good idea if it can be done cheaply!

[The Deku Trombonist]

Headline: Scandal rocks Maestro's political campaign as details of Adobe's secret party donations are leaked

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Growing meat in labs seems like a good idea if it can be done cheaply!

"Science isn't about why- it's about why not!"

[MaestroUGC]

Headline: Scandal rocks Maestro's political campaign as details of Adobe's secret party donations are leaked

All donations are greatly appreciated. Any funds from outside parties (Patreon and Kickstarter excluded) are placed into fundraising organizations for my opponents in the race and listed on my Campaign website (website currently inactive) under the heading "Thrifty Spenders" with the exact amounts pledged.

Patreon and Kickstarter donors will also be listed under "Friends of Maestronomics" and will receive front row seats to my crowning ceremony.

I've just been informed that the President of the United States of America does not receive a crown or any other form of lavish regalia. I vow to change this oversight; every serving President will be given a custom made personal ring, with the inner engraving listing the years they served (updated after they presidency has ended or post-mortem, whichever comes first).

[Yugi]

Maestro, what do you think of mlf's countercampaign?

[MaestroUGC]

A counter-campaign means that he is trying to undermine my own campaign, which he is not doing, at least not successfully.

His own campaign for Presidency is admirable, but misguided. I don't think he realizes he won't be old enough to qualify for the position by the time he is sworn in January 20th, 2029.

[InsigTurtle]

What is your personal stance on the current state of victims' rights in America?

[Maelstrom]

"Science isn't about why- it's about why not!"

I love that quote.

[SlowPokemon]

Dear Maestro,

How do you feel about the current cow crisis in America? My cows have been mysteriously disappearing ever since I visited that witch doctor. How will you fix this situation?

-A Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen

[MaestroUGC]

Dear Maestro,

How do you feel about the current cow crisis in America? My cows have been mysteriously disappearing ever since I visited that witch doctor. How will you fix this situation?

-A Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen

Your cows aren't mysteriously disappearing, they're just flying south for the winter.

[EFitTrainr]

Can I be the guy who wears a boot on his head pls

[MaestroUGC]

Nothing is stopping you from doing that now.

[Maelstrom]

Future president Maestro, which tuesday will you become a mod?

[Sebastian]

Your cows aren't mysteriously disappearing, they're just flying south for the winter.

Dear Maestro,

How do you feel about the current cow crisis in America? My cows have been mysteriously disappearing ever since I visited that witch doctor. How will you fix this situation?

-A Concerned Humble Farmer Citizen

Did I just go through a portal to an alternate dimension where everyone is crazy?
lol

[Maelstrom]

Did I just go through a portal to an alternate dimension where everyone is crazy?
lol

No. You came to the true dimension where everybody is sane.