The person below me is...

[DrP]

Yep. The first post of Across the Johto Universe took me a while to format

The person below me once ate onion like an apple

[Jub3r7]

No, not really. Although I have eaten sausage covered in apple and onion sauce.


The person below me has tried interesting foods.

[Sammbo101]

Octopus is sooooo good...so is taiyaki. and takoyaki. and eel sushi.

The person below me dislikes birthday cake.

[DrP]

If it is good. Not from costco and NOT Chocolate.

There's this little French Bakery by my house that makes the best Vanilla Cake with Boysenberry Bavarian cake ever (with Whipped Cream frosting instead of Buttercream!)

The person below me knows the difference between the tastes of Buttercream and Whipped Cream frosting!

[Tranzlater]

Hell yeah... mmmmmmm butter cream

The person below me knows someone with AIDS.

[fabbemannen]

Nope, none =) MOAHAHA*caugh*haha

The person below me think that my avatar is awesome and I shouldn't change

[Saria]

Yeah, sure!

The person below me is not getting birthday presents...

[Winter]

THE PERSON ABOVE ME IS!!!!!!!!!! They'll be late though.

The person below me is worried about Christmas shopping

[DrP]

Well, let's take a look at the facts. 1) I am anal about punctuality 2) I prepare heavily and far in advance... so...

I already bought half of my christmas presents and the other half I will snag at work over the coming months

Verdict: I have already wrapped presents and wrote Christmas cards BEFORE December 1st.

The person below me thinks I'm crazy for being totally so far in advance for everything

[fabbemannen]

I'm thinking that I'm going to have problems with xmas presents, and that you was smart =)

The person below me knows how to model in 3d

[Ruto]

I can use Matlab a little for mathematical modeling...probably not what you were thinking of though.

The person below me (without using Wikipedia!) can tell me what turducken is. it's scary!

[SlowPokemon]

Nope.

The person below me is very opinionated. (drpamplemousse cannot answer no because that is a lie...)

[Ruto]

Maybe a little? 

(Turducken is chicken, stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey. I have no idea where people get ideas like that)

The person below me likes playing devil's advocate.

[Sammbo101]

My lot in life is Devil's Advocate. 

Turducken is the very best poultry invention ever created. It tastes like heaven in the form of 3 beautiful birds, smothered in stuffing and gravy.

The person below me loves turducken as much as I do.

[Saria]

Never tried it.

The person below me is having a blast.