The person below me is...

[E. Gadd Industries]

Fkehwvskvjgbd, ijwb wknd hhksh? Fknwbfkb vlkwb.

Please tell me you didn't really drink mayonnaise... (Although I do like the reference.)

I didn't XD

TPBM realises that my answer is indeed not gibberish, but a well(?)-designed attempt at mimicking it.

[Dekkadeci]

Hold on while I complete that frequency analysis of your answer.

TPBM has heard of Attack on Titan before.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Heard of, yes. Watched, no. Wanted to watch, hell no.

TPBM has met a famous actor or actress.

[Trainer Ave]

Would you count Jennifer Lawrence?

TPBM doesn't know who that is.

[F. L. U. D. D.]

NOOOOOOO 

TPBM doesn't like lasagna

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

I'm not an orange tabby cat. Why would I like lasagna?

TPBM can spell backwards forwards.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Backwards

TPBM also wasn't confused by THC's post

[F. L. U. D. D.]

I was actually very confused 

TPBM is wearing sweatpants

[Maelstrom]

Nope.

TPBM knows what my avatar is from.

[F. L. U. D. D.]

I don't have the slightest clue.

TPBM loves Dank memes

[AmpharosAndy]

The use of dank as meaning 'cool' in a hip fashion is bizarre for me as it means, at least it used to mean, damp and cold like a cave or something. However, I do appreciate a rare pepe every now and then.

TBPM also like Yoda speaks

 

[LeviR.star]

TBPM also like Yoda speaks

Enjoy speaking like Yoda, I do.

TPBM has a hard time eating bagels.

[InsigTurtle]

I detest bagels. Disgusting, bready tori that wouldn't even be suitable as fish food because even fish deserve better.

The person below me is homeomorphic to a torus.

[Dekkadeci]

Given that I have a digestive system (read: a mouth and anus) and a nose that connects to my lungs (read: two nostrils), I don't think I'm homeomorphic to a a single-holed torus. A double-holed torus, maybe...

TPBM knows what a torus is.

[mikey]

doughnut I believe

the person below me wants to see pictures of the bunny we just bought