The person below me is...

[McDucky]

As often as I can. 
 
The person below me is confused about something.

[Wolf]

Not really.

The person below me will take a shower after posting below me.

[Pit0010]

haha nup already had one (y)
but for a spilt second, i thought I forgot to have one today...xD

The person below me likes cashews

[mikey]

Once when I was younger, my dad purchased a bag of cashews from a store.  We went home and he gave me some.  After I started eating cashew after cashew, he said, "Oh shoot.  I forgot that we haven't gotten you tested yet.  You might be allergic to them."

Plot twist, I wasn't.

The person below me thinks spring is the best season.

[Wolf]

Definetly. Not too cold, and not too hot.

The person below me made a fish bowl into a dead sea.

[McDucky]

Nope, autumn is best season  
 
TPBM is a Pastafarian

[Wolf]

Huh??? Lol

[mikey]

Wow
a 4 second ninja

[McDucky]

Only 4? 10secondninja.com 

[SlowPokemon]

4 is more impressive in this case

[McDucky]

Says the Slow Pokemon

[SlowPokemon]

No you've got it wrong it's a hybrid of "Slowpoke" and "Pokemon"

Slowpoke is such a cutie

[mikey]

No you've got it wrong it's a hybrid of "Slowpoke" and "Pokemon"

Hmm I never caught that

[MaestroUGC]

Do you mean to tell that the Pokémon known as "Slowpoke" is not a slow Pokémon?

[McDucky]

Objection! 
Just because the pokemon mentioned has "slow" in it's name, it doesn't mean it actually is slow!