The person below me is...

[FierceDeity]

Well, if I said yes, I might be lying...

The person below me knows who Marcus Persson is.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Notch

The person below me cares about the Oculus Rift and/or the fact that it was purchased by Facebook.

[Wolf]

Nah.

The person below me never smoked of drank alchohol.

[mikey]

Never have never will

The person below me had a great April Fools' prank.

[Wolf]

Yep. I told one of my friends that I used his LOL account and I trolled there so that his account got reported. He was SOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed.

The person below me will insault me for posting too early.

[Pit0010]

haha nup XD

the person below me is sick =_=

[Wolf]

Yep. Tired and fever.

The person below me tossed a coin into a well to make a wish but it never came true.

[McDucky]

I might have done that at a museum once... 
 
The person below me is fond of dwarves.

[braix]

I might have done that at a museum once... 
 
The person below me is fond of dwarves.

Dwarves make me food. Take out the second "o" in the word "food", replace it with an "n". There you have the word "fond".

The person below me lives in a cardboard box.

[Pit0010]

how did you knowww? :O

The person below me watches JON TRON!

[Kman96]

The person below me owns a bird.

[McDucky]

Yes, and she's adorable

The person below me is not a huge Atari fan

[Wolf]

I just remember it as an old classic game console. But I liked it so I guess yes?

The person below me prefers consoles than cellphone games.

[mikey]

Cell phones have games?

The person below me doesn't have a 3DS.

[Wolf]

Wwhhhhhaaaaaaatttttttttt tttttttttthhhhhhaaaaaaa ffffuuuuu**********!!!!!!!
I wish. If I did, then I would have bought starfox 64 3d.

And also by cell phones I meant smart phones like I phone.
The person below me will go to league of legends dot com and play the the person below me is game on the fourms. (Right nocturne???)