The person below me is...

[braix]

You came from the void.

The person below me is drunk.

[FierceDeity]

Well, it's 3 PM on a wednesday....so yes.
Lol jk, not since my brother's graduation party.

The person below me isn't drunk, but would like to be.

[Pit0010]

Imma underaged xD and don't plan too

The person below me has an electric blanket

[Waddle Bro]

Just snuggie

idk, the person below me tells me his opinion of this song?

Also this xD:

Satan is my bro, I never had to sell my soul to him. In fact, we share souls all the time. I usually get the red ones, they look really nice.
We also listen to the same music

[Bloop]

itunes wot
i no use itunes
i no understand shit
didnt she play cat in victorious
i know too much

Oh yeah wait I remember one of the red souls Satan gave me was hers. It was a really outstanding soul, I had lots of fun with it

The person below me listens to metal, like Satan and I do

[braix]

Metal is life.

The person below me is over a 100 years old.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

The person below me plays TWG often.

[Bloop]

Metal is life.

Metal is love
Metal is life

And nah I don't play TWG actually, I've been told I should start playing it
Ohwelluh

The person below me doesn't play TWG

[Pit0010]

meeeeeee~

The person below me had a headache today

[Wolf]

Playing LOL for literally 8 hours gives me headaches. And I did today! So yes.

The person below me is very very very fast at typing.

[mikey]

Ya I am compared to all my friends.  Seriously though, 8 hours straight?  Lol I've never done that, even with my friends.

The person below me is in perfect health.

[braix]

No, I still have that cough from last october and I have no idea what it's from but I'm way too lazy to get checked.

[Pit0010]

um... zoroark didn't leave one so I'll just continue :3

The person below me has a Dyson fan. (Dem classy fans where you stick your hand through dem. I hope I'm not the only one who does that to mine? :3)

[Wolf]

Um......... No?

The person below me just woke up.

[braix]

1:30 in the afternoon. Yes, I just woke up.

TPBM is giltEe of tAyPiNg lIeK deeS