The person below me is...

[DrP]

Yep. I sent in my super old iPod nano because it was recalled and they gave me a 6th gen one that im turning into a watch!!! Also some reading glasses I ordered!

The person below is wanting to go somewhere fun!

[Dudeman]

Seattle Aquarium! (Haven't been there in years!)

The person below me hates me for topic bumping.

[spitllama]

Yep

[Raymondbl]

The person below me is at least 5'8.5"

[ChrisLeeFan1118]

True, I'm actually 5'10" and still growing.

The person below me is incredibly egotistical.

[Fleetstar The Flygon]

.... on Opposite Day, that is.

The person below me is having their spring break right now.

[blueflower999]

Heck yeah!

The person below me has heard of PINGAS

[Clanker37]

Yes, because nobody who has been on the internet for over an hour hasn't heard of PINGAS

The person below me knows a secret

[ChrisLeeFan1118]

Yes I do, but it's a secret.

The person below me is a Pyromaniac.

[Jub3r7]

Not really, but somehow I convinced younger people that I was capable of grabbing and holding fire.

The person below me is planning to go somewhere today.

[DrP]

Yes, I'm planning on going to this park downtown for a BBQ. That's it though. Nowhere extremely special

The person below me hasn't played video games in a while.

[Fleetstar The Flygon]

A whole 8 hours, no video games; it's a new record.

The person below me is a fool.

[Raymondbl]

Depends on what you think is a fool.  Most definitions of fool don't apply to me. 

The person below me has relatives going on a vacation and is stuck with three birds, ten fish, and three lizards (used to be ten, but seven of them died)

[K-NiGhT]

well, that's pretty specific so no.

The person below me is at school right now, pretending to do work in study hall >

[DrP]

I just got out of class... so no... but I live at school... so yes, in a way.

The person below me needs to get their priorities in order.