The person below me is...

[SlowPokemon]

Nah, it's really flavorless and bland. If it's really good guacamole, then whatever.

The person below me likes backpacks.

[Ruto]

Prefer it over handbags/purses 

The person below me owns more than their weight in books.

[SlowPokemon]

More than twice my weight, perhaps more.

The person below me hates being a teenager.

[DrP]

I aint no teenager anymore... im an adult (who secretly acts like a teenager )

The person below me owns a lantern of sort

[SlowPokemon]

Nope, not even in TWG Lantern Keeper. But I got MVP, so it made up for it.

The person below me has been MVP at anything.

[DrP]

In one water polo game when I was a freshman... now i suck at it!

The person below me has had someone make them a shitty coffee... it just tasted funny (not necessarily using the literal shitty)

[Ruto]

Nope, but there was this Austin Powers movie where he mistakes the shit sample for coffee xD

The person below me is doing something for Halloween.

[DrP]

Nope. Probably going to he doing nothing.

The person below me just doesn't feel right

[SlowPokemon]

meh.

The person below me hates chain emails.

[DrP]

Yes! They're so annoying

The person below me is on NSM from a mobile device

[SlowPokemon]

Not ATM

The person below me is part of the Epic NSM Platinum Restart

[SuperRiolu]

Nope. I did other stuff and then I started playing my new platinum about a couple of days after that restart

The person below me has a fun class in their schedule this year

[SlowPokemon]

Engineering is the best class ever.

The person below me hates his/her schedule.

[Ruto]

Yes, I have 6 hour gaps between classes, a full day of class on Friday and Saturday morning classes

The person below me wants to smack somebody right now.

[SlowPokemon]

My Slowpoke avatar would have gasped in an offended way, but Bowser Jr.'s all for it.

The person below me likes bookstores--and loves bookstore with coffee shops.