The person below me is...

[dahans]

what's an oober? xD

The person below me can pronounce Å¡

YES!
The person below me wants to learn an foreign language.

[SlowPokemon]

That's how you pronounce it - OO. He was using that word (uber) as an example.

I'm learning one, actually. Dx

The person below me likes computers.

[Ruto]

Yes, with sparkles.

The person below me has been on the computer for more than three hours today.

[SuperRiolu]

No! I don't have a computer over here. I have been on my phone constantly.

The person below me spends more time on their phone then their computer

[ETFROXX]

It's 'than' for that particular sentence.

And no.

The person below me is happy.

[SuperRiolu]

Yes, I am fairly elated actually. (and thank you, my English still has some kinks in it, but I'm learning. French definitely doesn't work in Japan)

The person below me has had English as a first language

[Ruto]

No, actually XD

(I think I've seen some French in Japan before, but it's not that good. There is this brand of clothing called "Manifesteange Metamorphose temps de fille". LOL)

The person below me has seen a giant rat in a public place.

[SuperRiolu]

Yes. in the streets of Paris, to be exact. It was kind of gross and it looked like it was deformed (is that the right word... not of a normal nature)

The person below me has seen cockroaches in a restaurant you were eating at

[Ruto]

Yeah. Unfortunately they was hiding in the food I was eating D:

The person below me has left a restaurant without tipping!

[SuperRiolu]

Nope. Never. In France, gratuity is included in the bill. It is usually customary to ADD ON to the included gratuity.

The person below me has eaten escargots. (I think they are disgusting, for the record)

[Ruto]

No, I've only eaten sea snails >_>

The person below me is  "all that and a bag of potato chips".

[SlowPokemon]

You tell me.

The person below me is a genius.

[SuperRiolu]

Uh, I think I am just above-average.

The person below me wishes DP was back

[SlowPokemon]

>.>
<.<

Hmm. It all depends. Seems like he wants to be off for a few days, so that's fine.

The person below me hopes I never leave.

[SuperRiolu]

You seem like a cool guy, so no!

The person below me likes Japanese beer